Me and my band playing Rhytme Futur by Django Reinhardt (I'm on the right)

Komprimus · 2 days

with the sound off, those guitars are saying oooo and aah.

bambam47 · 13 days

Nice girls. Something's up, but the surf looks kinda shitty.

parsnippity · 23 days

My cousin had surgery on his asshole.

AeroZep · 1 month

First concert 1978 The Village People. Mom bought tickets for the whole family. I was 10 years old. Donna Summer was the warm up act. My parents were asked some tough questions that night. "Mom, why are those guys kissing each other?" A few songs later: "Mom, why does the cigareete that the kissing guys are smoking smell funny?"

brooklynite · 1 month

How many balls are you? Me? Three.

I_just_pooped_myself · 1 month

An old lady I used to work with would crap her pants all the time. I started calling it an oopsie-doo-doo.

torbar203 · 1 month

Sometimes touching it with a black sharpie is sufficient.

Mauzie · 1 month

My Grandfather, now dead, used to wash his clothes in the dish washer. I asked him why he did this, to which he replied, "Because it washes and dries my clothes, boychick."

seazorg · 1 month

wackywiener · 2 months

Nice try rich Corporate goggle makers.

iDoiStuff · 2 months

If you don't ram it there so hard, you won't hurt your finger anymore.

bhumy · 2 months

Yes, I too am afflicted.

I_LACK_FINESSE · 2 months

"If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they're yours; if they don't they never were"

Pixelpaws · 2 months

Don't eat snails from your garden.

duncan12b · 3 months

A confession with a map to where you buried the bodies.

isosafrole · 3 months

Amazing! The bottom of his socks are so clean. How could this be?

xxcanuckxx · 3 months

Please place a common object next to the Canadian coin so I can actually determine the scale of this key.

xxcanuckxx · 3 months

Please place a common object next to the Canadian coin so I can actually determine the scale of this key.

REMAIN_IN_LIGHT · 3 months

I know! But why so many?

threeballs · 3 months

A sign where I work says "If you act like a jerk, you will be treated like a jerk."

threeballs · 3 months

OMG_Its_CoCo · 3 months

Yeah, stay away from drugs in every way and your situation will improve at home, guaranteed. You are the problem, not your parents. Be thankful for them.

Codeegirl · 3 months

She should eat that chicken.

threeballs

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