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What I did at my summer job all last week. by jbick89in pics

[–]faceplain 1 point2 points ago

Old and new books, I'm a fan of both.

ELI5: What's the difference between ©, ® and ™? by jonnydonnyin explainlikeimfive

[–]faceplain 8 points9 points ago

I'm imagining RuthCarter saying the last paragraph to a 5 year old.

Isn't it remarkable that Weird Al's career has outlasted that of so many major bands' and artists'? by SoftPoreCornin self

[–]faceplain 1 point2 points ago

Give some credit to his musical accompaniment as well! I'm sure they have to have a broad genre (gender?) capability.

I'm 30 and I still can't watch the scene where the horse sinks into the mud in the Neverending Story. Which movie scene still haunts you from your childhood? by mattygrahamin AskReddit

[–]faceplain 0 points1 point ago

Refresh my memory, what is the context of the old lady crying bench scene?

I'm 30 and I still can't watch the scene where the horse sinks into the mud in the Neverending Story. Which movie scene still haunts you from your childhood? by mattygrahamin AskReddit

[–]faceplain 0 points1 point ago

The whole ass-to-ass sex party scene really freaked me out. Something about doing such a degrading act just for some drugs. I took a long shower after seeing that movie.

World record for Reddit.com by e4Montagesin videos

[–]faceplain -2 points-1 points ago

Ok :D

World record for Reddit.com by e4Montagesin videos

[–]faceplain 0 points1 point ago

...it's not going to?

edit: I hope it's a big story when this guy dies someday. I want to know how it happens.

World record for Reddit.com by e4Montagesin videos

[–]faceplain 2 points3 points ago

Those are video games. They aren't widely encompassable topics like those discussed on reddit.

I'm quitting reddit and giving away my alt account "shenanigans". Who wants it? by shenanigansin self

[–]faceplain 1 point2 points ago

Let me help you out OP. Let's start the bidding at 10 USD.

2 weeks into summer by BlondeGhandiin gif

[–]faceplain 0 points1 point ago

"Whole semester"? My uni summer courses are 6 weeks long.

I made my students make a dedication page, I've never seen one as funny. by Dunkealin funny

[–]faceplain 0 points1 point ago

Damn you! Do you have any idea what amazon product suggestions I'm going to get now?

I made my students make a dedication page, I've never seen one as funny. by Dunkealin funny

[–]faceplain 0 points1 point ago

I fucking hate Calibri with all of my strength.

Best remix I've ever seen by afalinka01in Music

[–]faceplain 0 points1 point ago

oh my fucking god these are hilarious

I needed a simple, yet very deep reminder. It's been a rough year. Collarbone done by Zac at Skinny Buddha in GB, WI. by dmgbin tattoos

[–]faceplain 1 point2 points ago

I'm talking about the saying's applicability, not its physical manifestation as a tattoo. I just thought it was funny that a saying describing the fleetingness of life (and other things) is itself not fleeting; it's always applicable. No matter who, where, and when you are, this too shall pass.

Found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me for the last 2 months, I've honestly never felt this low in my life, how do people deal with these kind of feelings? by s_dafuq_jin AskReddit

[–]faceplain 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for this. I happen to be 4 days into a breakup and I'm in need of some sad music for crying it out.

I needed a simple, yet very deep reminder. It's been a rough year. Collarbone done by Zac at Skinny Buddha in GB, WI. by dmgbin tattoos

[–]faceplain 1 point2 points ago

Well this reminder is just about the only thing that isn't temporary. You could say that the phrase "this too shall pass" is ironically not applicable to itself because it is generally pervasive and applicable to all situations.

TIL Scarlett Johansson was insisting on going topless but Michael Bay refused by JustMoshin todayilearned

[–]faceplain 12 points13 points ago

Death to Michael Bay!

So I snapped a picture of a grey eagle yesterday, look at the names on BOTH street signs! by mynexgenin pics

[–]faceplain 123 points124 points ago

Honestly, this is the funniest one of these I've read in a while. They're getting very old.

The Origin of Unicorns by 4mnesi4in funny

[–]faceplain 0 points1 point ago

Or perhaps an homage to Ryan Pequin's Three Word Phrase?

http://threewordphrase.com/boatcomics.htm

I love that webcomic.

Wind Tunnel Portraits by MMasterpasquain offbeat

[–]faceplain 7 points8 points ago

I was hoping for a rocket-propelled grenade duel between two guys flying around in a wind tunnel.

a ball of cells? [gif] by EGDEGDEGDin woahdude

[–]faceplain 7 points8 points ago

More like elongated donuts :P yaaaaay GI tract

All aboard the nope train to fuck that ville! by tmeesterin pics

[–]faceplain 5 points6 points ago

My palms got very sweaty. I definitely would have died.

What are some boyfriend/girlfriend/relationship hacks? Example from my girlfriend inside. (Potentially NSFW?) by cjknjknin AskReddit

[–]faceplain 1 point2 points ago

Because then they go psychotic claiming you're trying to control their life O_O

Such despair. by Chocolatethundaaain Minecraft

[–]faceplain 21 points22 points ago

Upon dying in hardcore mode, it would be nice if we were allowed one flythrough of the world before saying goodbye forever.

Dating a Stripper, and a friend of mine with whom she has history went to her work. I'm having a hard time explaining why I'm uncomfortable. by jabiesin OneY

[–]faceplain 0 points1 point ago

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lap+dance

Get ready for some more discomfort after reading that.

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