pretty sure this belongs here...

luminous1 · 1 day

"I didn't say you could keep him, and I don't want him livin' in a fuckin' car!"

sweetlax · 15 days

Well, we're not trying to trick teens into doing this (although that's not a bad byproduct), the point is to generate a bunch of media hype about it, so the older generations will start freaking out about the crazy drugs kids are doing these days.

crash-from-space · 21 days

The thing that always trips me up on this is that the person reading your mind would still know that you didn't actually know if they were reading your mind, because they would know your motive for saying "I know you can hear my thoughts."

Because they can hear your thoughts.

kirbee · 27 days

Woah

m3taphor · 1 month

Marge: "Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar-scheme?"

Homer: "Never, Marge! Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all; the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs! The creamy middles...sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called 'City Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about 'What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?'"

I really wish I could link to a video, because the delivery is what makes it so great.

waikikiking · 1 month

Pretty much what happened with me and my dad. After our first session he said to me, "Maybe there's a reason people pay more than $20 for an eighth..." and promptly found himself a new dealer.

Poontastic · 2 months

Bullshit. A twelve-year old can't legally work to earn money to provide for a child, whereas an adult can. I absolutely refuse to believe you don't see why the twelve-year old would be making a bigger mistake.

Poontastic · 2 months

I think you missed the "at 12" part, here.

Pawlx · 2 months

Not knowing all that much about audio recording, I can't really offer advice. I have listened to this album four times today, though, and I think it's fucking great. i hope to see more of this in the future

I_Cant_Sleep · 2 months

Any chance you're going to Hannibal High School, OP?

Oceat · 2 months

It was in a thread making fun of reddit and 9gag

pluspluskid · 2 months

Politely.

redstar55 · 2 months

In the what now?

Baskin · 2 months

Why, Quadling country, of course!

Lampshademan · 2 months

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treelobsters · 2 months

While I don't agree with you (I just finished reading my daily webcomics, which include XKCD and SMBC), it sucks that you're getting downvoted for an opinion.

Have you tried reading the early comics? They're a noticeably different humour, and all single panels.

DownvoteGiant · 3 months

You're complaining about copypasta in the 4chan subreddit?

preteenstrangler · 3 months

Not where I'm from. A dime is a gram, and a dub is two grams. We also call it a "nick" instead of a quarter (since the going rate for a quarter of dro was $50 for the longest time.)

HauntedSoul · 3 months

This lead to my favorite scene - the audience sees the dog visually bark, and a good ten or fifteen seconds later, they play the voiceover (barkover?). Thinking about it, that scene is a good way to describe my sense of humor.

TikiTuku · 3 months

"Unless you are a drug dealer takes..."

TikiTuku · 4 months

I've heard this backwards, as "Why don't black people like aspirin? Because whenever they get a new bottle, they have to pick the cotton out."

Makes more sense to me, unless your drug dealer takes a lot of OTC medications.

xtremelampshade · 4 months

I have a cousin from Florida who once told me her mom would punish her as a kid by making her kneel on grits. I've never even seen them before, but she described it as being really painful.

...is this...is this a thing that you people do?

illgresi · 4 months

Masterfully hidden...but who's the girl in the panda hoodie?

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