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After winning $75,000 at an international high school science fair for developing a cheap, quick, and accurate way of detecting pancreatic cancer by will121000in pics

[–]TomRizzle 0 points1 point ago

Now he can afford a haircut

Best Friends for 20 Years by rtardriotin pics

[–]TomRizzle 0 points1 point ago

Asian kid in the middle grew up white. That's some michael Jackson shit right there

What "amazing fact" or colloquialism do you know is actually wrong, and you're sick of correcting people about it? by TestZeroin AskReddit

[–]TomRizzle 1 point2 points ago

That fucking Einstein quote often misquoted as "the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result."

TIL that there is a website where that shows what the average male and female looks like from around the world by Theran23in todayilearned

[–]TomRizzle 0 points1 point ago

The Argentinian, Indian and French chicks, in that order.

What is your "never again" brand, item, store, or restaurant ? by radbrad7in AskReddit

[–]TomRizzle 0 points1 point ago

Ah, haro haro deed somebody say Asian?

My Wife greeting me at Toronto Airport after my 9 Month Tour of Afghanistan. by [deleted]in pics

[–]TomRizzle 1 point2 points ago

Why is that woman floating in mid-air in an awkward pose?

I hate 11 year olds sometimes. by 123456patchesin funny

[–]TomRizzle 0 points1 point ago

*your

What song are you ashamed for liking? by renMilestonein AskReddit

[–]TomRizzle 1 point2 points ago

Skyscraper by demi lovato

You now live in the universe of the last work of fiction you read/watched. How awesome is your life? by zingzong70in AskReddit

[–]TomRizzle 0 points1 point ago

Terebithia? I'm not going to let Leslie die!!... childhood favorite I am re-reading, don't judge.

You have switched lives with the main character in the last movie you watched. How screwed are you? by The_Pony_Rapistin AskReddit

[–]TomRizzle 0 points1 point ago

Bruce Lee: Enter the Dragon.... Shit! I'm a white belt with 2 black stripes.

So I was working the over-night shift for the Avengers when I saw this... by flamgodianin movies

[–]TomRizzle 0 points1 point ago

The jolly green giant is in the avengers movie?!

Her laser pointer died... by Meleon330in pics

[–]TomRizzle 1 point2 points ago

Genki huh?... Meri-San was a bitch.

UPDATE: I found naked images online of a friend. I'm certain she hasn't uploaded them herself. Do I let her know? by lazarooin AskReddit

[–]TomRizzle 74 points75 points ago

The prospect of being the white knight was too great a temptation

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Reddit, someone keeps stealing my wife's string cheese from the fridge at work, what should she do? (self.AskReddit)

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Our daughter finds out she's going to be a big sister!!! by jeremaniacin videos

[–]TomRizzle 0 points1 point ago

That's cute... How are you going to handle the fact that she'll soon realize her little sister actually looks like you?

One of the Professors at my school. He's always skating around campus by Tr0llzorin pics

[–]TomRizzle 0 points1 point ago

The blonde, bring me her number

My gf recovering from cancer, we may have bad news, but I wanted to ask if anyone could help. by AsianInvasion00in AskReddit

[–]TomRizzle 15 points16 points ago

Listen to this guy! He's right once a month.

Is it ever acceptable to hit a woman in self defense? by Miz_zouin AskReddit

[–]TomRizzle -1 points0 points ago

Your friend is crushing on this chick... and/or he has some insecurities about his masculinity.

Is it ever acceptable to hit a woman in self defense? by Miz_zouin AskReddit

[–]TomRizzle 1 point2 points ago

Bonzo Madrid was beautiful, I would follow him.

Google Wage - we hardly knew you by teahuggerin funny

[–]TomRizzle 0 points1 point ago

I thought I was about to get paper for all the searching I been doing.

I have brand new baby daughter. What are some things I can start doing now to make sure she has a great life? by MonkeyDeathCarin AskReddit

[–]TomRizzle 2 points3 points ago

*too

Giving away Diablo 3 beta key by ClassyMcSassin gaming

[–]TomRizzle -2 points-1 points ago

I fina kill deckard Cain

To the men that are attracted to Asian females... by Babiliciousin AskReddit

[–]TomRizzle 0 points1 point ago

Yo yo... 90% of the so called "yellow fever" is just lookin' for some strange... Every dude at some point is looking for some strange. It's like a collection.

Up until about a month or two ago I thought that TL;DR meant, "The lesson; dear reader". What reddit-related thing did you not understand? by TSpata4in AskReddit

[–]TomRizzle 756 points757 points ago

I just thought it was a ball sac in a birthday hat

I am afraid my son will be bullied as he gets older. What do I do, as a parent, to ensure that he can appropriately handle such situations? by sudonanoin AskReddit

[–]TomRizzle 0 points1 point ago

This is very true... that bastard Anthony stopped coming around after I gave him a bloody nose. One of my top achievements. Detentions, suspensions... they don't do shit to your life long term.

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