I was staying in Myrtle Beach with some of my distant cousins and one lovely night we all decided to take a walk on the beach. So my cousins and I are walking down the coast just talking about whatever when my female cousin mentions that she needs to find a boyfriend while on vacation. While she says this about 4 college looking dudes (who seem to also be walking along the beach) walk right by us. So I say "OHHHH Katelyn." In regards to her needing to find a boyfriend. This is where it gets interesting.

All of the sudden the bros turn and say "The fuck you say to me?" I quickly realize they are drunk and am like "Oh sorry I was talking to my cousin." and precede to keep walking with hopes that they will forget whatever happened. They didn't. They start following us and keep trying to get me to tell them what I said and they are beginning to get more pissed off at me. Keep in mind I'm just some dude who is trying to figure out what I said to make these bros so pissed. After awhile they begin to trail off and we all decide that it would be a good idea to head back home. As we are walking back, I hear this distant "Hey! There is that fucking kid!" and I hear a beer bottle whizz by my head. What. the. fuck.

We all realize how serious this is and decide to sprint back to the beach house before we get our asses kicked. We get back there and breathe a sigh of relief. Then....we look out our window, just to make sure we weren't followed and we see literally 2 dozen people with flashlights walking through the neighborhood area looking for us. I mean...it looked like a mob of people. They never found us, but to this day I have no idea what I said to piss off all those people off. Fuckin...Myrtle Beach.