Daughters of Reddit! I'm a new Dad. What's your single best piece of "fathering" advice?

prossk · 2012-05-23T03:39:03.545493+00:00

I'm not a daughter, I'm not a woman, I don't have a daughter, and frankly never really had any non-destructive relationships with women in general, but since you asked here's my advice...

-- Reddit user.

UTDoctor · 2012-05-23T02:53:24.489367+00:00

How does anyone possibly enjoy the experience with a whole bunch of boats and being packed twenty to a rowboat?

vogon008 · 2012-05-23T02:03:08.135905+00:00

It was more of a partition than a backup, wasn't it?

Rushm00re · 2012-05-23T01:57:27.338507+00:00

Aren't we sick of the "not a single fuck" thing yet?

Haven't we beaten that to a pulp?

thelitprofessor · 2012-05-22T05:48:29.345920-07:00

I thought this was a MASH post.

I am old.

Subduction · 1 day

They'd never be able to achieve the necessary majority. They'd never get the votes.

Subduction · 1 day

Yes, but I'm addressing the specific intent, goal, and timing.

Draconic · 1 day

That is an incredibly stupid post. You're attempt at hyperbole doesn't even illustrate the point your trying to make or even apply to the topic at hand.

Nice work. You're an idiot.

Subduction · 1 day

They can't declare war, but they will make a planned effort to make it sound like we should. They'll be quiet on it for the next few months, then gin up a whole story just to inflame speculators and drive up the price in time for the election.

Snookerman · 1 day

In addition to the mixing-related posts, there are bomb-mitigation trash cans.

legion26 · 1 day

Why would they want to make you hungry? Then you just leave the gaming to eat.

halcyon_son · 1 day

To the OP:

I am a serious photographer and I want to apologize for my compatriot here.

The only way to be a really great photographer is to be a super finicky jackass with ourselves, and sometimes that spills over to other people when looking at their pictures. That's why you can frequently find us standing alone at parties.

He means well, just smile and ask him what he think of the BlackRapid Straps, that will distract him.

legion26 · 2 days

That's why I didn't just say multi deck shoes.

Multi deck shoes combined with low penetration renders the count nearly worthless. Add a burn card and a 6:5 payout and counting is a net negative proposition.

legion26 · 2 days

Nothing casinos like more than gamblers who think they're lucky, and casinos have moved to multi-deck shoes and early shuffles to stop card counting in its tracks.

Every casino in the world would welcome your father with open arms.

Leinad_migg · 2 days

Thanks for capitalizing it. If a joke is worth making it's worth punching in the balls.

nicksnare · 2 days

If you were there, then you clearly remember the wide variety of "Internet on a disk" products.

If not, then you weren't there.

nicksnare · 2 days

If only they had some way of compressing data.

nicksnare · 2 days

Born in a land's light...

nicksnare · 2 days

Click > Click > Click > Click...

nicksnare · 2 days

It's not a shop, it's a real thing.

-- Someone who was there.

equeco · 2 days

I agree, that why I didn't mod it out.

Thanks!

mattchewie01 · 2 days

OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER IT IS THE END OF THE WORLD MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!!!

LifeofaLorax · 2 days

He and my Mom both are. He's 87 and teaches computers and Internet at their assisted living place.

I'll see what I can arrange. I'll post back here if I can work it out...

LifeofaLorax · 2 days

I'll see what I can arrange. I'll post back here if I can work it out...

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