What is one statement that you stand by but might get unpleasant reaction from others?

no_front_teeth · 2012-05-22T19:59:34.108171+00:00

I've got one old man, one normal:

NoLuck09 · 1 day

You can't force her to do a damn thing. you need to get this through your head: She very well may have that baby. There's not a fucking thing you can do about it.

WideLight · 2 days

As a resident of Georgia, this thread made me laugh so hard, because it's so true.

leonoc · 3 days

Hahaha oh shit man, priceless (and disgusting) imagery.

throwawayprovider · 3 days

Humans are animals, fuckcheeks. I hate when people use this argument. Until we evolve into beings that can no longer be considered "animals" or "mammalian", then you may not sound like such an uninformed bag of blood.

Also, before you say it, being highly intelligent self-aware beings does not erase the fact that we're still fucking animals that follow instincts and satisfy animalistic desires.

Waf-Eltester · 5 days

I laughed so hard, I inhaled my cough drop. This, alone in this thread, actually brought me to tears.

Smoke_That_Shit · 6 days

"that girl better not be looking at my man."

In the same breath

"i told my friend to not feel bad about sleeping with so and so's bf, I mean, she needs to keep an eye on her man."

This, from a 25 year old. I could have SWORN she was 19.

Doctorwubwub · 7 days

It's literally happening right now. I'm turning her down, but there are no hard feelings, at least so far.

JoshSchwaa · 7 days

'Waiting' is pretty fucking accurate.

Ichthasen · 8 days

At least for me, the two guys I've been with who were uncircumcised had smelly, smelly smegma. Deal. Fucking. Breaker. Kinda ruined uncut guys for me.

NeverReadsOP · 10 days

Please do this. Gay strippers and all.

Smoke_That_Shit · 11 days

I'm so sorry for your loss.

Smoke_That_Shit · 12 days

When I lived in Marietta, I had this problem frequently. Also, great! That must mean it never happens in Atlanta!

Smoke_That_Shit · 12 days

They are almost always making left turns. It's like they don't even fucking look. I am really afraid I'm going to get hit someday, by some idiot fuck, on their phone, too vapid to pay total attention to the road.

You know those lights where, the pedestrian gets the walk signal, and the left turners' green arrow turns yellow, then disappears and there's just a regular green light (hope that made sense)? It's like they think "OH SWEET MY TURN AGAIN, I'M NOT EVEN GONNA LOOK AND FUCK ALL ELSE." I. Cannot. Stand. This.

My blood literally boils, I'm cursing, shaking my fists, mood ruined for at least 7 minutes. But I've never had my license, I'm terrified of driving, and now, being on the road with these fuckers. AAAGGGHH.

BeBenNova · 12 days

"Painters" by Jewel.

MastodonMetal · 12 days

What is it with people misusing the word "circlejerk"? It doesn't mean the same as "to do what is generally accepted without individual thought as to be right for thyself".

MastodonMetal · 12 days

"Rich" is definitely not a retirement to foster or adopt, so there's that gaping hole.

wg1844 · 14 days

If you have to "put up with" your wife, then you're doing it wrong.

rastabean · 16 days

This thread is slightly depressing, but a whole lot more inspiring.. I'm homeless, no job, no money, nothing... But my twin 4 month olds. I love them, and as depressed as I've been in the last few weeks, I'm proud of the fact that I haven't just given up and killed myself. These boys need me.

I can't wait until I have a job, my own place, a car, and more confidence. I can't wait to have more things to brag about.

Damn tears splashin' all about me onions

moogle516 · 16 days

Underground cities... Heinlein was right! Next thing we'll have Spacers and Settlers at each others throats!

AlwaysKindaLost · 17 days

This is the only post that made me laugh in this thread. So true.

Smoke_That_Shit · 17 days

Thanks for your advice! I'm filing the papers on Monday.

Smoke_That_Shit · 17 days

Thank you! Just one thing though: I am not denying him the kids. I've told him that he can have them whenever he pleases, but as their mother, I have a right to know where they are just as much as him, and while I will let him know where I'm staying, he won't tell me where he's staying. Everytime I've called his bluff when he tells me he wants to see them, and I do so by telling him to go ahead and take them, he never does, just keeps spouting about how I won't. How do I defend that?

Smoke_That_Shit · 17 days

I apologize, I'm in Georgia. We were not married when they were born, and he signed the birth certificates. He is the biological father. We were never married, and my name was not on the lease.

Also, I've never been married.

Smoke_That_Shit

TROPHY CASE

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