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Squatter's rights/unpaid proeperty taxes specifically in Texas? by Mauziein explainlikeimfive

[–]Mauzie[S] 0 points1 point ago

I actually just checked this, it goes back pretty far... about four years and $8,500. It looks like they've been making one or two payments a year since 2008.

Squatter's Rights, specifically in Texas? (Xpost eli5) by Mauziein AskReddit

[–]Mauzie[S] 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, I don't want to start any shit - it's just a shame to see this house go down hill because she doesn't care or has too much going on to even fix minor issues (which we have been taking care of.) This house has plenty of problems that we have been taking care of, so it's not like we're living here totally free.

Squatter's Rights, specifically in Texas? (Xpost eli5) by Mauziein AskReddit

[–]Mauzie[S] 0 points1 point ago

I should hope she'd at least ask us to leave before resorting to that :c

Err, what kind of makeup is that?... by Mauziein funny

[–]Mauzie[S] 1 point2 points ago

I guess I should have circled it. Referring to the blue vibrator shaped object she's holding.

So i went to the doctor.... this is a true story by joakim680in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Mauzie 0 points1 point ago

Maybe it's the soap, I get that when i used drying soaps like lever 2000 and safeguard. After I get out my skin gets red and itchy on my legs. Try putting on lotion after you shower? Or maybe the temp of the water, it's too hot! Either way, good luck! Your doc sounds kind of odd.

Could they have picked a creepier name for this colour? by moukou9in pics

[–]Mauzie 0 points1 point ago

Nah, I'm pretty sure they maxed out on creepiness here.

Only white people are racist by BDKhXcin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Mauzie 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, I'm white too. My (Hispanic) husband always says I'm racist. Joke's on him, I get home made Mexican food whenever I want. I ain't even mad...

So it is fathers' day in germany and this is what my daughter gave me as a present. by RedWingatein pics

[–]Mauzie 0 points1 point ago

Awesome, did she make it? I would love to give my husband one for father's day.

Asian elephant calf by pokemaster16in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Mauzie 0 points1 point ago

Wow, I laughed so hard at this. :D

Reddit, have you had a parent who has ever done something to you that you cannot forgive them for? by BL0NDEEEEEin AskReddit

[–]Mauzie 0 points1 point ago

My mom moved my sister and I from Florida to Texas almost on a whim when my parents split up. I was 14 so I had no say in the matter. immediately upon getting settled in Central Texas, I met and feel absolutely head over feet in love with a boy in my class, and he felt the same about me. Three months later she up and moves us back to Florida without really explaining why. I went from being the happiest I'd ever been, straight A student to skipping school because I was too depressed to get out of bed, started doing drugs and within 6 months had lost my virginity and had been arrested for shoplifting. I'm not saying these things are directly her fault, but I do resent her for being so uncaring and flighty in her decisions, and completely ignoring how they effected her kids. We moved another 6 times before I got to my senior year... I didn't walk at my graduation because I didn't know any of my class mates.

How Phones Should Work by hannahjoy33in funny

[–]Mauzie 0 points1 point ago

I hate that she orders tomato soup to be delivered. The shit is 60¢ a can.

Dear reddit, I've been a lurker/redditor for a few weeks now and I want to thank you all for the inspiration to quit and follow through; this is my 3rd and final attempt. by TheyCallMeTomSawyerin pics

[–]Mauzie 0 points1 point ago

Well I mean, they fall apart quickly vs plastic... the filter takes longer, but still not that long. Not saying it's good obviously, back when I was a smoker I disposed of the butts properly... just that it's not exactly life threatening to wild life like plastic bottle holders and such...

When I was little I locked myself in a tiny cupboard for 3 hours. Ever since then I've been extremely claustrophobic. What are the origins of your phobias? by Singin_The_Bluesin AskReddit

[–]Mauzie 1 point2 points ago

My sister put a cockroach down my shirt when I was 3/4 years old. I'm 21 now, and if I see one in the house I have to leave until someone kills it and then I can't really rest unless I watch them flush its body down the toilet.

Wife is Starting a Bakery, What Should The Name Be? by narsil487in AskReddit

[–]Mauzie 1 point2 points ago

A friend and I always joked about opening a bakery called Yeast Confections. :/ Not sure how well it would do, though... heh.

Is your pet an asshole? by Mish106in AskReddit

[–]Mauzie 1 point2 points ago

Damn cat eats better than I do.

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