I just shit my pants during a final exam. How can I go on living?

I_just_pooped_myself · 5 months

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I_just_pooped_myself · 5 months

You raise an interesting point. If the smell of shit distracts the other students, then it may lower the class average and help me out with the curve. Brilliant!

I_just_pooped_myself · 5 months

Haha, I was thinking the same thing when I created the throw-away. At least something good came out of the whole situation. Many of my friends know my primary account, so I_just_pooped_myself will forever be used for all embarrassing posts...

I_just_pooped_myself · 5 months

I haven't shat myself since I was a little kid. It was a combination of eating shitty food for the last few days and downing a bunch of coffee. It felt like a fart upon the first release but by the time I noticed shit running out it was to late. Imagine starting to let loose a liquid load of nasty diarrhea and then suddenly trying to hold in the last 80% of it. On top of it, I was distracted by solving the Weighted Average Cost of Capital.

I_just_pooped_myself · 5 months

It was similar, but I felt much more alone. There wasn't anyone there to put their hand on my back and escort me to the bathroom. I had to sit in my own shit for 45 minutes while I finished.

BTW, I'm not familiar with that show but it looks hilarious.

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