What is the best one-liner you know ?

FakeHipster · 1 month

That's like the boy scout orgy: intense.

ab_intra · 1 month

Those darn creepy old gay men, always staring all up on me

lolard · 1 month

I don't watch reality TV shows but I would watch a reality TV show about this komodo dragon.

dr_pyser · 1 month

Do you think sentiment analysis is a legit/accurate way of parsing language for emotion?

jhb2wr · 1 month

Absolutely no one.

dcisfun · 1 month

I....what?!

forthex · 1 month

The cold kind really is the worst

maxwellhill · 2 months

Your comparison does not hold up. Asking a teacher to be conscientious, intelligent, caring and dedicated is not the same as asking someone to be a world class athlete. You could have taken this argument some place like "not all kids need to go to college, some need to go to vocational school, or maybe no school at all". Instead you're saying that somehow we are incapable of creating and respecting good teachers. You aren't advancing an argument so much as nay-saying.

walkntalk · 2 months

If you can't find the hobo, you're the hobo.

henrysugar · 2 months

feel good lost is a good album in its own right, albeit it far more on the ambient side.

hollyholidayz · 2 months

There was no gothamist article about it. Gothamist would have been all over that shit like white on rice.

edit: there it is, right below/above me

streetlite · 2 months

Woof, talk about joyless.

scorecardup · 4 months

Harold Lloyd? Why not Harold Zoid?

5ense · 4 months

You thought your camera was forcing her to put her hand up in front of her face?

ieatkarmawhores · 4 months

Now I realize that SRS is where D&D posters come to act like they're in FYAD, without any danger of being banned/mocked.

esper2142 · 4 months

Hey look! Someone made an Arduino!

Oh wait.

ewrection · 4 months

Ah Greenpoint, the furthest away you can get from the city by being actually pretty close to the city.

Wwille · 4 months

Yes.

Also: what kind of childhood did you have that you did not watch price is right on your days home sick?

ewrection · 4 months

Dudes, there are more yuppies with strollers and kids in Wburg now than there are hipsters. I live here. I see it every day.

sejonreddit · 4 months

Some kind moral downvoter in this thread, weird.

beefpancake · 4 months

Or possibly because the boss thinks he is doing a good turn by giving his subordinate a generous gift. The subordinate is (somewhat self-righteously) refusing the gift, which is kind of an insult. The boss doesn't feel the rest of the subordinates deserve the gift, and thus only gave it to his direct report. This is just a hypothesis.

excuseme_pardonme · 4 months

Nah, the hipster comment would be on the Cards Against Humanity thread: "Umm, I played that game when it was Apples to Apples on vinyl. It was much better" (They would be wrong).

excuseme_pardonme · 4 months

Dudes, Apples to Apples is the worst. Cards Against Humanity is much better. It's like Apples to Apples, but actually offensive (read: funny). I mean shit, just read their slogan: "free party game for horrible people", that's like, reddit's game right there.

rogue780 · 5 months

Sounds like the logic board is fucked. I may be wrong, but I think Apple will replace it for you for >$300.

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