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What is the best one-liner you know ? by [deleted]in AskReddit

[–]FakeHipster 0 points1 point ago

That's like the boy scout orgy: intense.

My sister just moved to New York by ab_intrain nyc

[–]FakeHipster 0 points1 point ago

Those darn creepy old gay men, always staring all up on me

Australian drives 4WD into a flooded creek...just watch. by lolardin videos

[–]FakeHipster 58 points59 points ago

I don't watch reality TV shows but I would watch a reality TV show about this komodo dragon.

/r/nyc! I used tweets to try and locate the happiest street corner in Manhattan. Here are the results. by dr_pyserin nyc

[–]FakeHipster 1 point2 points ago

Do you think sentiment analysis is a legit/accurate way of parsing language for emotion?

Sweet Jesus, its me. Its ALWAYS been me!! by jhb2wrin funny

[–]FakeHipster 14 points15 points ago

Absolutely no one.

That arrow...is not going anywhere.... by dcisfunin pics

[–]FakeHipster 12 points13 points ago

I....what?!

My friend entered a women's gymnastics floor competition. He did not disappoint. by forthexin videos

[–]FakeHipster 1 point2 points ago

The cold kind really is the worst

'A Test You Need to Fail': A Teacher's Open Letter to Her 8th Grade Students by maxwellhillin TrueReddit

[–]FakeHipster 1 point2 points ago

Your comparison does not hold up. Asking a teacher to be conscientious, intelligent, caring and dedicated is not the same as asking someone to be a world class athlete. You could have taken this argument some place like "not all kids need to go to college, some need to go to vocational school, or maybe no school at all". Instead you're saying that somehow we are incapable of creating and respecting good teachers. You aren't advancing an argument so much as nay-saying.

Dead baby on L train... Anyone else experience this last night? by hollyholidayzin nyc

[–]FakeHipster -1 points0 points ago*

There was no gothamist article about it. Gothamist would have been all over that shit like white on rice.

edit: there it is, right below/above me

Catching the Early Train by streetlitein nyc

[–]FakeHipster 0 points1 point ago

Woof, talk about joyless.

NYPD, circa 1920... Like a boss... by scorecardupin pics

[–]FakeHipster 4 points5 points ago

Harold Lloyd? Why not Harold Zoid?

Sooooo whats up your ass? by ieatkarmawhoresin ShitRedditSays

[–]FakeHipster -21 points-20 points ago

Now I realize that SRS is where D&D posters come to act like they're in FYAD, without any danger of being banned/mocked.

Never a dull moment on the NYC subway. by ewrectionin videos

[–]FakeHipster 0 points1 point ago*

Ah Greenpoint, the furthest away you can get from the city by being actually pretty close to the city.

The Price Is Right - Neil Patrick Harris by Wwillein videos

[–]FakeHipster 61 points62 points ago

Yes.

Also: what kind of childhood did you have that you did not watch price is right on your days home sick?

Never a dull moment on the NYC subway. by ewrectionin videos

[–]FakeHipster 9 points10 points ago

Dudes, there are more yuppies with strollers and kids in Wburg now than there are hipsters. I live here. I see it every day.

Recommend strip club in NYC for gf? by sejonredditin nyc

[–]FakeHipster 4 points5 points ago

Some kind moral downvoter in this thread, weird.

My work does not give bonuses to anyone except me (CIO) and the CEO. Would it be weird to give half of it to my team as a "personal gift"? by beefpancakein AskReddit

[–]FakeHipster 78 points79 points ago

Or possibly because the boss thinks he is doing a good turn by giving his subordinate a generous gift. The subordinate is (somewhat self-righteously) refusing the gift, which is kind of an insult. The boss doesn't feel the rest of the subordinates deserve the gift, and thus only gave it to his direct report. This is just a hypothesis.

She doesn't. by excuseme_pardonmein funny

[–]FakeHipster 0 points1 point ago

Nah, the hipster comment would be on the Cards Against Humanity thread: "Umm, I played that game when it was Apples to Apples on vinyl. It was much better" (They would be wrong).

She doesn't. by excuseme_pardonmein funny

[–]FakeHipster 8 points9 points ago

Dudes, Apples to Apples is the worst. Cards Against Humanity is much better. It's like Apples to Apples, but actually offensive (read: funny). I mean shit, just read their slogan: "free party game for horrible people", that's like, reddit's game right there.

I have a PowerBook G4 17-inch 1.5GHz/1GB/80G/SuperDrive, but the screen won't turn on. Caps lock light turns on and off. by rogue780in applehelp

[–]FakeHipster 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like the logic board is fucked. I may be wrong, but I think Apple will replace it for you for >$300.

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