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There's been a lot of support for the pretty ladies lately. How about a thread for us ugly sisters? by stickvictimin TwoXChromosomes

[–]Codeegirl 0 points1 point ago

Again with the amazing wording.

I feel so alien in heels and make-up, and am paranoid that I'm about to be ousted. As if someone would just go, "Hey! You're not a real person! You're just pretending!""

You hit the nail RIGHT on the head. I don't know how many times I've felt like I'm about to be discovered for who I 'really' am when I'm dressed up.

There's been a lot of support for the pretty ladies lately. How about a thread for us ugly sisters? by stickvictimin TwoXChromosomes

[–]Codeegirl 1 point2 points ago

"Liberating." That's SUCH an awesome word to use in this situation... That describes exactly how I felt when my Dad had a real honest talk with me when I was younger. Bravo!

There's been a lot of support for the pretty ladies lately. How about a thread for us ugly sisters? by stickvictimin TwoXChromosomes

[–]Codeegirl 0 points1 point ago

As someone who was horribly ugly until I turned about 23, I can relate. It was really frustrating at times to have people try to be so 'nice' and basically lie to my face. I remember how thankful I was when my Dad was honest with me. He didn't say anything in a mean way at all... It's hard to describe but he was honest and frank. I look back at the pictures and yep, I was as ugly and awkward as I felt.

I'll let you in on a secret though... I'm 30 now and have been called "striking" for my looks. It makes me uncomfortable. I didn't do anything to earn them. It's not something I'm proud of like my collage education. It's just what I happened to be plunked into. I feel really weird putting makeup on and dressing up as well, I don't like to give people a reason to look at me. It feels like I'm yelling at them "LOOK AT ME, I'M OH SO PRETTY!!" I know in my head that I'm attractive to society's standards but it's not at all like I used to day dream it would be like.

I have trouble with guy friends. Not them mostly, but their S/O's. One of my best friends is male and we've known each other for about nine years. His current GF is really weird about us hanging out. He told me that she thinks I'm "hot" so she doesn't trust him around me. Females can be really catty too... Putting me down etc.

I'm not saying at all that life is so hard being attractive blah blah blah... I'm just telling you honestly what it's like to change. I was comfortable being in the shadows with people assuming I'm socially awkward. It's disorientating to one day be looked at like I'm supposed to know how to socialize, flirt and be the life of the party. Most days I'd much rather sit on a windowsill with a cat on my lap and book in my hand!

I salute you for bringing this topic up! I still think that it shouldn't (it does, but it shouldn't) matter what we look like... We should be able to be honest about it though. Once again I'm wishing Reddit was around when I was in high school... Just hearing someone else say this would have helped a LOT.

Watching Operation: Repo this morning and I decided to make a full body photo of Sonia by TKCerbsin funny

[–]Codeegirl 0 points1 point ago

It's pretty obvious that it's MS Paint and not photoshop....

I'm completely speechless... by Ridaithin Minecraft

[–]Codeegirl 0 points1 point ago

I would love to have a village, I have yet to find one on any of my singleplayer adventures. How do you add a village and spawn villagers? Noob question I know, please bear with me :)

my 'Dexter' (bloodsplatter) nails! (xpost from r/RedditLaqueristas) by triggnificentin Dexter

[–]Codeegirl 0 points1 point ago

Awesome, thank you! I like experimenting with my nails so this'll be an interesting challenge!

my 'Dexter' (bloodsplatter) nails! (xpost from r/RedditLaqueristas) by triggnificentin Dexter

[–]Codeegirl 0 points1 point ago

My thoughts exactly. Knowing me, I'll try this and they'll just end up pink.

Why do girls never reply? by ttimebombin relationship_advice

[–]Codeegirl 1 point2 points ago

Girls never reply? Interesting. I am a girl. I met my boyfriend on a dating site. I actually messaged him first.

How to hide or get rid of a boner when with a girl by iluvmahsubwoofain relationship_advice

[–]Codeegirl 7 points8 points ago

And THIS is why I go wild when I see a guy in grey joggers. When soft, you can just see hints of it's shape/size... When hard it's a damn beautiful sight.

How to hide or get rid of a boner when with a girl by iluvmahsubwoofain relationship_advice

[–]Codeegirl 3 points4 points ago

Before we were dating, my (now) BF and I were kissing outside his building, saying goodnight. It was a really good kiss, and after a minute or so of doing it I moved to be closer and felt it. ROCK HARD. I could feel how thick he was through his (loose) jeans.

I did a major faux pas by stopping kissing and looking down... He apologized for it but he didn't know at the time that I was trying very very hard to restrain myself from grabbing at it. He knows now and we laugh about it :)

I felt SO attractive and desirable... That he got THAT hard after kissing for about a minute was a huge complement! His body was ready and willing after simply kissing outside! It's one of my favorite pre-couple moments :)

Pulled this guy out of a smoke filled House. Paramedics don't only have to help People by Txmedicin aww

[–]Codeegirl 0 points1 point ago

Physical stuff doesn't matter as much as the media makes you think. The first man I loved was obese, like 300+lbs kind of obese. I fell for him for his compassion, humor and kindness. ANY paramedic giving help to an animal would give me a raging lady-boner, regardless of the looks of the human!!

Pulled this guy out of a smoke filled House. Paramedics don't only have to help People by Txmedicin aww

[–]Codeegirl 0 points1 point ago

More picture of the man holding the O2 mask to the dog! Makes us melt...

Pulled this guy out of a smoke filled House. Paramedics don't only have to help People by Txmedicin aww

[–]Codeegirl 2 points3 points ago

As a redheaded step child myself, I feel your pain.

I know the quality sucks but it actually moves! - gif by FootExpertin penis

[–]Codeegirl 1 point2 points ago

My BF has the same curve, it hits the magic spot like it's designed to ;)

Gradient nails! by hwtnofin 2XLookbook

[–]Codeegirl 1 point2 points ago

How did you do this? SO cool!

I know the quality sucks but it actually moves! - gif by FootExpertin penis

[–]Codeegirl 2 points3 points ago

Thank you for posting the hardening of it... I find it fascinating to watch them go from soft, limp and harmless to such strong and virile things. Also I LOVE how it curves!!

I know the quality sucks but it actually moves! - gif by FootExpertin penis

[–]Codeegirl 1 point2 points ago

Saved for future fapping. Beautiful!!

Reddit: What is the worst/most embarrassing think to happen to you involving bodily fluids? I'll start... (Maybe NSFW?) by TheDroidUrLookinForin AskReddit

[–]Codeegirl 3 points4 points ago

Yes, people in hospitals get fired for accessing patient records they have no reason to access. That doesn't change what was said.

I was in a hospital for 3 months. I got to know a few of the full-time nurses. They knew that I had a dark/twisted sense of humour and was fairly easygoing. (Well, as easygoing as one can be after being in the hospital for 3 months.) For this reason the head nurse asked me if they could let nursing students practice putting a catheter in me. I couldn't feel anything from an inch above my navel down anyway so I said sure.

Long story short, I ended up having my legs held apart/open by nurses and five students, the head nurse and the teacher of the nursing course all with their heads quite close to my snatch. I was chatting to the head nurse about how I should have sold tickets to such an amazing show.

TL;DR: There are very funny moments that can be laughed at with the patient, mostly depending on how the patient is about said moment. That doesn't make his story unlikely to me.

The ability to merge accounts? by Codeegirlin ideasfortheadmins

[–]Codeegirl[S] 2 points3 points ago

Awesome, thanks! I should have known that the minds of reddit would have thought of a solution already ;)

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