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WEEK 17 TRASHTALK THREAD (self.nfl)

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SH*T JUST GOT REAL.

WHO WILL MAKE IT?

WHO WILL HAVE A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN?

HAVE AT!

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[–]Broncossurge820 169 points170 points ago

KYLE ORTON, FOR THE 6TH TIME THIS YEAR, WILL TRY TO HELP DENVER MISS THE PLAYOFFS

[–]49ersbarrows_arctic 80 points81 points ago

TIM TEBOW, FOR THE 11TH TIME THIS YEAR, WILL DESPERATELY TRY CONVINCE THE WORLD HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

AND STILL LOOK BETTER THAN ALEX SMITH DOING IT.

[–]49ersBalooDP 14 points15 points ago

SAYS THE GUY WHOSE TEAM'S BACKUP QB IS BETTER THAN THEIR MAIN

[–]Redskinscakezilla 7 points8 points ago

SEND 'EM MY WAY FOR FUCKS SAKE.

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      [–]SeahawksI_Regret_This_Post 54 points55 points ago

      KYLE PLAYS FOR NO TEAM, HE ONLY PLAYS AGAINST DENVER.

      [–]Eaglespoletti7 29 points30 points ago

      AND SUCCEED. THE EXPERIMENT IS OVER.

      [–]Bengalsbzooty 20 points21 points ago

      THE BEST PART FOR TEBOW HOMERS IS, EVEN IF ORTON KNOCKS YOU OUT OF PLAYOFF CONTENTION, YOU CAN SAY "IF WE HAD JUST BENCHED ORTON EARLIER, TEBOW WOULD HAVE GOTTEN US TO THE PLAYOFFS."

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        [–]Bengalsbzooty 119 points120 points ago

        HEY RAVENS! PEOPLE DON'T COME INTO THE JUNGLE AND COME AWAY WITH A W!

        AT LEAST I DON'T THINK SO. IT HASN'T BEEN ON TV.

        [–][deleted] 41 points42 points ago

        JUST GET OUT OF THE WAY. WE'RE NOT SETTLING FOR A WILD CARD THIS TIME.

        [–]49ersbarrows_arctic 29 points30 points ago

        BE NICE TO THE LITTLE ORANGE KITTENS. THEIR OWNER IS A BIT ABUSIVE. HE KICKS THEM.

        [–]Bengalshulk_krogan 42 points43 points ago

        KICKING WOULD BE A BLESSING.

        [–]Ravensfunbb 48 points49 points ago

        IT'S A HIGH PRESSURE MUST-WIN GAME FOR US. SO CONGRATS ON THE VICTORY, BENGALS.

        [–]49ersbleego 26 points27 points ago

        The Bengals have a winning record, though. I think you got this

        [–]BengalsSavioritis 21 points22 points ago

        RED RIFLE RED RIFLE LET RAVENS COME... AWW CRAP IT DOESN'T RHYME!

        (OBLIGATORY STEELERS SUCK)

        [–]Steelersdeepfriedsashimi 18 points19 points ago

        YOU MAY HATE US, BUT WE ARE YOUR BIGGEST FANS THIS WEEK.

        [–]Steelersmpyne 7 points8 points ago

        ACTUALLY I WAS THEIR BIGGEST FAN THE OTHER WEEK THEY PLAYED BALTIMORE... SORRY IT DIDN'T WORK OUT THAT TIME CINCY.

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          [–]BengalsTjolo 7 points8 points ago

          THE RAVENS ARE THE TEAM WE NEED TO BEAT AND WE WILL DO THAT

          [–]RavensPhantoom 7 points8 points ago

          AT THE END OF THE MATCH THE RAVENS SCORE WILL BE OF A HIGHER POSITIVE VALUE THAN THE BENGALS SCORE!

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            [–]BearsAngry_Caveman_Lawyer 96 points97 points ago

            Bears! Vikings! One of the few games that don't matter this weekend!

            It's the NFL on Fox!

            [–]Vikingsragnarockette 85 points86 points ago

            Your running back is injured? Our running back is injured!

            Your quarterback that plays behind a shitty line is out? Our quarterback that plays behind a shitty line is out!

            Let's be friends!

            [–]BearsAngry_Caveman_Lawyer 46 points47 points ago

            BFF4EVA

            <3,

            ACL

            [–]Lionsstrafefire 78 points79 points ago

            Don't Forte and Peterson need one of those?

            hahaha

            ........

            awkward silence

            I'll just be going now... ---->

            [–]BearsNotmyreal1 55 points56 points ago

            0-16

            [–]LionsZonkin 9 points10 points ago

            NOT COOL BRO!

            [–]Lionsvelcona 10 points11 points ago

            I cant hear you from the post season!

            [–]VikingsShiggys 5 points6 points ago

            Shut up, kitty.

            [–]Bearsalleghenyirish 12 points13 points ago

            GUY HAS ONE GOOD SEASON AND THINKS HE IS THE KING OF THE JUNGLE.

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              [–]Packerslucentcb 18 points19 points ago

              WHY DOES NOBODY WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH US?

              SIGH. IT'S LONELY AT THE TOP.

              [–]BroncosJux_ 21 points22 points ago

              YOU STOPPED CALLING ME AFTER '97 AND THEN IT GOT ALL AWKWARD

              I LIKE AARON RODGERS IF IT HELPS

              [–]Packerstherealdohr 10 points11 points ago

              I STILL HATE DENVER WITH A PASSION BECAUSE OF 97

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                  [–]BroncosJux_ 16 points17 points ago

                  I HOPE THEY HAVE GOOSE WORKING THAT GAME HIS SIDELINE COMMENTARY REALLY ADDS TO THE VIEWER EXPERIENCE

                  [–]NFLfaduaku 25 points26 points ago

                  YEP IT'S REALLY COLD AND WINDY DOWN HERE ON THE FIELD GUYS

                  [–]BearsAngry_Caveman_Lawyer 11 points12 points ago

                  thinks microphone is off

                  MAN, MUSTARD BURPS KINDA STING. SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN THAT LAST HALF DOZEN POLISH SAUSAGES.

                  [–]Jaguarsscreenshotted 10 points11 points ago

                  I WILL TAKE YOUR MEANINGLESS GAME AND RAISE YOU THE MOST MEANINGLESS GAME OF ALL TIME

                  [–]JetsIdRatherBeRich 7 points8 points ago

                  but it affects the draft day order, the jaguars have to live with their actions for years to come if they win!

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                      [–]49ersIHateCircusMidgets 65 points66 points ago

                      HEY SAINTS, WE'RE GONNA GET THE 2ND SEED THIS SUNDAY BY BEATING ONE OF THE WORST TEAMS IN THE LEAGUE. THE KICKER IS THAT IF YOU'D BEATEN THIS EXACT SAME TEAM, YOU'D HAVE HAD A BETTER SHOT AT IT.

                      [–]Giantsmarredpig 86 points87 points ago

                      I think the kicker is that Akers will be the only 49er to score. He will kick 7 field goals.

                      [–]49ersloggedToUpdateThis 54 points55 points ago

                      He will score more points for the season than the whole team of the Rams

                      [–]EaglesSkwiggity 21 points22 points ago

                      THE KICKER IS THAT AKERS

                      I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, SLIGHTY LESS INCORRIGIBLE RIVAL!

                      [–]Saintsrcaraw1 20 points21 points ago

                      IT'S COOL, WE HAVEN'T BEEN OUT TO SAN FRANCISCO IN AWHILE. WE'LL GET A BIT MORE CULTURE IN, ON TOP OF WHOOPING YOUR ASS IN THE DIVISIONAL ROUND

                      [–]49ersIHateCircusMidgets 71 points72 points ago

                      BECAUSE THAT LAST WEST COAST PLAYOFF TRIP WORKED OUT SO WELL FOR YOU.

                      [–]Saintsrcaraw1 43 points44 points ago

                      CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALALALALAL

                      [–]TexansLtLightnin 13 points14 points ago

                      that run is still the most impressive one yet

                      [–]Saintsassasinine 10 points11 points ago

                      still slightly more impressive than san fran's 2010 playoff trip.

                      [–]49ersIHateCircusMidgets 27 points28 points ago

                      OH SNAP I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. BECAUSE WE DIDN'T MAKE THE PLAYOFFS. YOU'RE RIGHT THOUGH, A PERENNIAL SUPERBOWL CONTENDER GETTING KNOCKED OUT IN THE FIRST ROUND TO A TEAM WITH A LOSING REGULAR SEASON RECORD IS INFINITELY MORE IMPRESSIVE.

                      [–]Saintsassasinine 13 points14 points ago

                      i did say slightly.

                      [–]49ersIHateCircusMidgets 6 points7 points ago

                      BECAUSE IT IS IN THE TRASH TALK THREAD AND ALL CAPS AND IN RESPONSE TO MY RIPPING ON YOUR LOSS I HAVE TO ASSUME THAT YOU SAID IT SARCASTICALLY.

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                          [–]RamsLLv2 17 points18 points ago

                          YOU STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN OVER THE FACT THAT THE PUNDITS PICKED US TO WIN THE DIVISION!

                          [–]49ersIHateCircusMidgets 23 points24 points ago

                          DUDE I PICKED YOU TO WIN THE DIVISION. WTF IS HAPPENING DOWN THERE?!

                          [–]RamsLLv2 13 points14 points ago

                          TOTAL SYSTEMIC ORGANIZATIONAL FAILURE:

                          GM DRAFTED POORLY AND DID NOT DRAFT TO NEED

                          FREE AGENT SIGNINGS WERE ALMOST ALL EXPENSIVE BUSTS, EXCEPT FOR HARVEY 'THAT'S NOT FUCKING HOLDING' DAHL, THIS BOTH AGED THE TEAM AND MADE THEM WEAK IN KEY SPOTS, ESPECIALLY O-LINE AND OUTSIDE LINEBACKERS

                          THE GENIUSES RECRUITED JOSH MCDANIELS TO INSTALL A SYSTEM TOTALLY UNSUITED TO THE TALENT THE RAMS HAD ON HAND

                          INJURIES GALORE

                          THE COACH'S ABILITY TO ADAPT DURING GAMES AND GAME MANAGEMENT SKILLS WERE POOR

                          THIS HAS BEEN ONE OF THE MOST PAINFUL OF A STRING OF PAINFUL SEASONS FOR THE RAMS. THE ONLY GOOD THING IS THAT IT'S ALMOST OVER, FOR US, AND IF INDY COMPLETELY POOCHES IT ON SUNDAY WE WILL GET A VERY VALUABLE DRAFT CHOICE THAT THE NEXT GM AND COACH CAN PARLAY INTO A BUNCH OF DRAFT PICKS TO FIX THIS GIGANTIC MESS.

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                            [–]PackersDeskFlyer 66 points67 points ago

                            • ROSES ARE RED
                            • VIOLETS ARE BLUE
                            • I'M WRITING A POEM
                            • BECAUSE I SUCK AT HAIKU

                            [–]Panthersfilibustier 48 points49 points ago

                            violets are actually violet

                            [–]GiantsMr_G29 37 points38 points ago

                            DON'T RUIN THIS FOR US

                            [–]Cowboystechmnml 10 points11 points ago

                            FUCK the giants.

                            [–]49erspolysyllabist 7 points8 points ago

                            FUCK THE COWBOYS. YOU BETTER WIN SO WE CAN STOMP YOU POST SEASON.

                            [–]PackersDeskFlyer 10 points11 points ago

                            COLORBLIND BRO

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                              [–]PackersDealthagar 33 points34 points ago

                              Roses are red
                              Violets are blue
                              Fuck the Fucking Lions
                              Especially Ndamukong Suh

                              [–]Lionstophatandmonocle 14 points15 points ago

                              you just mad because he stomps all over your team.

                              [–]PackersCo-finder 9 points10 points ago

                              Meanwhile; we run up the score on you :D

                              [–]Raiderscjack418 13 points14 points ago

                              Hey man relax before some Chiefs fans come in here and put you in your place.

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                                    [–]SeahawksGaRRbagio 64 points65 points ago

                                    OUR 7-8 NFC WEST BIRD THEMED TEAM IS GOING TO BEAT YOUR
                                    7-8 NFC WEST BIRD THEMED TEAM!!!

                                    [–]SeahawksCaptainNonchalant 56 points57 points ago

                                    There can be only one 8-8 bird themed team in the NFC West!

                                    [–]PanthersAFarewellToArms 30 points31 points ago

                                    WHEN'S THE LAST TIME THE NFC WEST HAS HAD ONLY TWO TEAMS WITH A LOSING RECORD? I FEEL WEIRD TYPING A LEGIT QUESTION IN ALL CAPS.

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                                      [–]Steelersproachute 30 points31 points ago

                                      BIRDBOWL

                                      [–]SeahawksItsatrapski 29 points30 points ago

                                      this is now a thing.

                                      also, obligatory fuck the steelers

                                      [–]SeahawksGenghis_John 16 points17 points ago

                                      it's gonna be a birdbath

                                      [–]EaglesAvidWikipedian 7 points8 points ago

                                      you are 3-1 vs bird themed teams this season, i predict another win for seattle.

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                                        [–]Redskinsdreddnought 64 points65 points ago

                                        HEY EAGLES

                                        THIS GAME HAS NO EFFECT ON THE PLAYOFFS.

                                        [–]EaglesSkwiggity 62 points63 points ago

                                        FUCK YOU REDSKINS WE ARE GOING TO FUCK YOUR SHI...

                                        YOU KNOW WHAT, LET'S JUST HAVE A FUN GAME. MAY THE MOST DISAPPOINTED FANBASE WIN.

                                        [–]Cowboysdrizzl 50 points51 points ago

                                        2011 NFC EAST: SOMEONE'S GOTTA WIN!

                                        [–]EaglesSkwiggity 10 points11 points ago

                                        LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LA LA LA LA

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                                            [–]Redskinsgman311 5 points6 points ago

                                            BOOM! DROPPED THE BOMBSHELL.

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                                              [–]PatriotsDwoody21 52 points53 points ago

                                              BUFFALO IS A GOOD TEAM AND IM GOING TO ENJOY THIS GAME

                                              [–]Patriotsarichi 25 points26 points ago

                                              Yes. Let us have a good, clean, entertaining game with our friends.

                                              [–]Billsthebillgonadz 32 points33 points ago

                                              we beat you once this year, we'll beat you again...maybe...probably not...

                                              ...look, you're in already, ok? just let us have this. we've had a rough year.

                                              ...ok fine, but please don't run up the score, alright?

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                                                [–]PackersDrWtfhat 50 points51 points ago

                                                I DONT GIVE A SHIT WE HAVE HOMEFIELD ADVANTAGE.

                                                [–]Lionsnspriggs 40 points41 points ago

                                                You guys should totally rest rodgers.

                                                And the rest of the team.

                                                In fact, just forfeit the game.

                                                Fuck the saints

                                                [–]PackersTheBaconExperiment 23 points24 points ago

                                                DRINKING!

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                                                  [–]49ersgeekdad 41 points42 points ago*

                                                  ROSES ARE RED.
                                                  VIOLETS ARE BLUE.
                                                  9ERS ARE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS.
                                                  RAMS HOW 'BOUT YOU?

                                                  [–]49ersbarrows_arctic 30 points31 points ago

                                                  ROSES ARE RED.

                                                  VIOLETS ARE BLUE.

                                                  THE RAMS STILL SUCK.

                                                  WHAT ELSE IS NEW?

                                                  [–]RamsTaymuffin 31 points32 points ago

                                                  ROSES ARE RED. VIOLETS ARE BLUE. I HOPE WE GET LUCK. AND THEN TRADE BRADFORD FOR AN OFFENSIVE LINE.

                                                  WHOOPS. WE SUCK AT RHYMING TOO.

                                                  [–]SaintsRichardPeterJohnson 14 points15 points ago

                                                  And formatting.

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                                                      [–]Saintsrcaraw1 12 points13 points ago

                                                      DM:AL

                                                      [–]NFLfaduaku 27 points28 points ago

                                                      DOESN'T MATTER; ALREADY LOST (TO THE RAMS)?

                                                      [–]Saintsrcaraw1 16 points17 points ago

                                                      DOESN'T MATTER; ANDREW LUCK

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                                                        [–]Vikingsshmishmortion 44 points45 points ago

                                                        TWO CRIPPLES ENTER! ONE LEAVES! VIKINGS VS. BEARS! NFL ON FOX!

                                                        [–]BearsAngry_Caveman_Lawyer 26 points27 points ago

                                                        NEITHER MAY LEAVE IF THE DAMNED STADIUM FALLS IN LIKE LAST TIME.

                                                        [–]Saintsrcaraw1 40 points41 points ago

                                                        HEY PANTHERS. I'VE NEVER BEEN SO NERVOUS ABOUT PLAYING A LOSING TEAM AT HOME EVER.

                                                        OH, AND FUCK YOU.

                                                        [–]Panthersonlyblackguyonreddit 60 points61 points ago

                                                        Fuck YOU TOO

                                                        [–]49ersbleego 10 points11 points ago

                                                        kick some N.O. ass so their momentum going into the post season is shot

                                                        [–]Saintsdaybreaker 13 points14 points ago

                                                        2009: lose last 3 regular season games, win superbowl

                                                        we laugh in the face of momentum

                                                        HA

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                                                            [–]Panthersfilibustier 7 points8 points ago

                                                            Don't worry, the 49ers will win their game, so you guys can pretend that you weren't really trying when you pull your starters in the 4th quarter after they get run off the field.

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                                                              [–]Billsx755x 40 points41 points ago

                                                              I just rolled a 20-sided die and got 20.

                                                              That means we're going to win.

                                                              [–]Packerslucentcb 29 points30 points ago

                                                              ROLL TO CONFIRM

                                                              [–]Billsx755x 35 points36 points ago

                                                              A 1.

                                                              DAMMIT.

                                                              [–]Patriotsflynnzo 10 points11 points ago

                                                              ROLL SAVE VERSUS BELICHICK

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                                                                [–]Cowboysteh_spazz 68 points69 points ago

                                                                FUCK. THE. GIANTS.

                                                                [–]Texansmainsworth 250 points251 points ago

                                                                LOL NICE TRY. FUCK THE COWBOYS.

                                                                [–]Giantsvolantefx 71 points72 points ago

                                                                FUCK THE COWBOYS

                                                                [–]Cowboystechmnml 21 points22 points ago

                                                                FUCK THE COWBOYS.....wait am I doing this right?

                                                                [–]EaglesWeaponexT 13 points14 points ago

                                                                YES

                                                                [–]Giantsbryan00798 18 points19 points ago

                                                                I AGREE

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                                                                  [–]NFLFuckTheDallasCowboys 26 points27 points ago

                                                                  I THINK I LOVE YOU!

                                                                  [–]Texansmainsworth 17 points18 points ago

                                                                  this is neither the time nor the place, you cum stain.

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                                                                    [–]Patriotsarichi 30 points31 points ago

                                                                    I would like to echo this sentiment.

                                                                    [–]BroncosQuiggibub 40 points41 points ago

                                                                    I'VE NEVER LOVED A TEAM SO HARD AS I LOVED THE GIANTS AFTER THEY MADE YOU 18-1.

                                                                    [–]Patriotsthe_mathematician 7 points8 points ago

                                                                    YOU JUST HAD TO BRING THAT SHIT UP

                                                                    [–]BroncosQuiggibub 8 points9 points ago

                                                                    IT'S ALL I HAVE.

                                                                    [–]DolphinsWaffuls 8 points9 points ago

                                                                    IT WAS A WIN FOR ALL OF HUMANITY.

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                                                                        [–]49ersbarrows_arctic 13 points14 points ago

                                                                        FOR ONE WEEK AND ONE WEEK ONLY, I APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE.

                                                                        [–]GiantsMr_G29 14 points15 points ago

                                                                        YOU DIDN'T APPROVE OF THAT MESSAGE IN WEEK 10, BUT YOU DO NOW?

                                                                        YOUR STANDARDS CONFUSE ME.

                                                                        [–]49ersbarrows_arctic 12 points13 points ago

                                                                        WHICH PART OF "ONE WEEK ONLY" DIDN'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

                                                                        [–]49ersbleego 9 points10 points ago

                                                                        wat?! no way, fuck the cowboys!!! and win that division already, NY

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                                                                          [–]Seahawkssirernestshackleton 30 points31 points ago

                                                                          ROSES ARE RED

                                                                          VIOLETS ARE JUNK

                                                                          THIS GAME DOESN'T REALLY MATTER

                                                                          LET'S ALL GET DRUNK

                                                                          [–]Cowboysglocksix 30 points31 points ago

                                                                          HEY GIANTS, I BET MY TEAM CAN CHOKE HARDER THAN YOUR TEAM.

                                                                          [–]Giantsout_of_time 21 points22 points ago

                                                                          OH WE'LL FUCKING SEE ABOUT THAT.

                                                                          CITED: SEAHAWKS, REDSKINS TWICE

                                                                          [–]Broncossurge820 30 points31 points ago

                                                                          GOD WON'T BE TOO BUSY WITH THE BIRTH OF HIS SON THIS WEEK

                                                                          [–]GiantsMr_G29 27 points28 points ago

                                                                          ROSES ARE RED

                                                                          VIOLETS ARE BLUE

                                                                          JPP NEEDS TO BE FED

                                                                          ROMO, HE'S COMING FOR YOU

                                                                          [–]Giantsbackfire103 22 points23 points ago

                                                                          I'M NOT SO GOOD AT THESE THINGS BUT ILL GIVE IT A SHOT

                                                                          ROSES ARE RED

                                                                          ROMOS HAND IS TOO

                                                                          THE GIANTS ARE COMING

                                                                          TO MOTHERFUCKING RAPE YOU

                                                                          [–]49ersrunningblack 27 points28 points ago*

                                                                          ROSES ARE RED

                                                                          DID YOU SAY RAPE?

                                                                          BIG BEN WOULD LOVE TO JOIN IN ON ANY SUNDAY RAPING ACTIVITIES, HE JUST NEEDS TO "ACQUIRE PERMISSION" FROM HIS WIFE AND WILL LIKELY BE LATE.

                                                                          [–]PackersThunder-ten-tronckh 56 points57 points ago

                                                                          ALL TOGETHER NOW:

                                                                          [–]Vikingsshmishmortion 193 points194 points ago

                                                                          FUCK THE PACKERS?

                                                                          [–]PackersThunder-ten-tronckh 87 points88 points ago

                                                                          I CAN ONLY GIVE YOU UPVOTES, BUT UNDERSTAND THAT WAS A REALLY STERN UPVOTE.

                                                                          [–]PackersPackersville 12 points13 points ago

                                                                          Jared Allen is the man!

                                                                          [–]Giantsmarredpig 71 points72 points ago

                                                                          FUCK THE COWBOYS!

                                                                          [–]NFLFuckTheDallasCowboys 26 points27 points ago

                                                                          I'LL HAVE WHAT HE'S HAVING!

                                                                          [–]Giantscaptzigzag 8 points9 points ago

                                                                          SEEING HOW THIS MAY BE THE LAST WEEK I CAN TRASH TALK..fuck the cowboys

                                                                          [–]NFLfaduaku 24 points25 points ago

                                                                          THE PACKERS ARE JERKS

                                                                          [–]SeahawksCaptainNonchalant 22 points23 points ago

                                                                          I hate Packers fans!

                                                                          [–]Packersjdreher55 39 points40 points ago

                                                                          awesome! you should. my favorite play of all time, hasselbeck steps back to throw, al harris picks it off and takes it to the house. in over time. in the playoffs. after the seahawks win the coin toss and hasselbeck states "we want the ball and we're gonna score". we hate you too buddy. we hate you too.

                                                                          [–]PackersZutasu 9 points10 points ago

                                                                          JUST TO RUB IT IN!

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                                                                              [–]TexansLtLightnin 25 points26 points ago

                                                                              you will always be the oilers in my heart

                                                                              [–]TexansGyvon 17 points18 points ago

                                                                              AND WE WILL CRUSH YOU BECAUSE OF IT!!!

                                                                              [–]Panthersallsecretsknown 26 points27 points ago

                                                                              HEY SAINTS! CONGRATULATIONS TO DREW BREES FOR THE PASSING RECORD.

                                                                              HOWEVER, I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR WHEN WE SHUT HIM DOWN AND TOM BRADY TAKES THE LEAD.

                                                                              YOU KNOW IT'LL BE CAM'S RECORD IN A FEW YEARS ANYWAYS.

                                                                              [–]Patriotsohwell63[!] 24 points25 points ago

                                                                              Hey buffalo, i would trash talk you, but i don't like to kick someone whose been down for 20 years.

                                                                              [–]Billsthebillgonadz 10 points11 points ago

                                                                              it's cool. we like it rough.

                                                                              [–]Patriotsohwell63[!] 13 points14 points ago

                                                                              no seriously though, you need to go like 10-6 next year and make the playoffs, your team is the least despised team in the division and you have to share it with Canada.

                                                                              [–]Billspixel_pete 6 points7 points ago

                                                                              I'M ALL OVER IT. TOSS ME IN THE FREE AGENCY AND I'LL SEND BUFFALO STRAIGHT TO THE PLAYOFFS!

                                                                              I WISH WE WERE MORE HATED, BEING HATED MEANS YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING RIGHT. OR ARE MIAMI.

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                                                                                  [–]Dolphinsillstealurcandy 23 points24 points ago

                                                                                  J-E-T-S! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK!

                                                                                  [–]Dolphinsgthec9909 18 points19 points ago

                                                                                  SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK!

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                                                                                    [–]GiantsPretzelsRule 21 points22 points ago

                                                                                    ROSES ARE RED
                                                                                    VIOLETS ARE BLUE
                                                                                    JASON PIERRE PAUL
                                                                                    WON'T BRING THE LUBE

                                                                                    SO UHH, ROMO, YOU MIGHT WANT TO BRING A TUBE

                                                                                    BECAUSE YOU'RE A NEWB

                                                                                    I LIKE BOOB

                                                                                    [–]BrownsHansomebarber 19 points20 points ago

                                                                                    AS A BROWNS FAN, WE WOULD LIKE TO ASK THE STEELERS KINDLY FOR A WIN THIS WEEKEND. IN RETURN WE WILL NOT TRY TO HURT BIG BEN THIS TIME

                                                                                    [–]NFLfaduaku 17 points18 points ago

                                                                                    BEN IS AN IDIOT IF HE PLAYS THIS WEEKEND, BUT HE IS IF HE DOESN'T PLAY TOO.

                                                                                    [–]BrownsHansomebarber 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                    THE BROWNS ARE IDIOTS IF THEY PLAY THIS WEEKEND, BUT THEY ARE IF THEY DON'T PLAY TOO

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                                                                                      [–]Jetsjaydough 20 points21 points ago

                                                                                      HEY ENTIRE AFC

                                                                                      I HOPE YOU LOSE ON SUNDAY

                                                                                      BECAUSE OTHERWISE WE WON'T GET INTO THE PLAYOFFS

                                                                                      [–]BroncosJux_ 20 points21 points ago

                                                                                      IT WILL BE SO CONFUSING TO FINALLY CHEER KYLE ORTON FOR GOING 6-9 FOR 82 YDS ON A DRIVE THAT RESULTS IN A FG.

                                                                                      [–]49ersgeekdad 40 points41 points ago

                                                                                      IT WILL BE ESPECIALLY CONFUSING SINCE THE KC DEFENSE WILL BE CATCHING AS MANY PASSES AS THE KC OFFENSE.

                                                                                      [–]BroncosJux_ 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                      I'M FINE WITH THAT WE ONLY NEEDED TWO COMPLETIONS LAST TIME AROUND

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                                                                                        [–]TitansGrumGrix 20 points21 points ago

                                                                                        CHRIS JOHNSON MIGHT GET A 1ST DOWN. BE PREPARED.

                                                                                        [–]GiantsCameramanmanman 12 points13 points ago

                                                                                        IM TAKING THE UNDER ON THAT ONE

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                                                                                          [–]Patriotsobscuremainstream 19 points20 points ago

                                                                                          WE'RE JUST REALLY FOCUSING ON THE BILLS RIGHT NOW

                                                                                          [–]49erscgb2010 17 points18 points ago

                                                                                          NINERS ARE RED

                                                                                          THE RAMS ARE BLUE

                                                                                          IF WILLIS IS HEALTHY

                                                                                          HE WILL MURDER YOU

                                                                                          [–]49ersbeastmodem 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                          SO I GUESS HE REALLY IS THE SECOND COMING OF RAY LEWIS

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                                                                                            [–]SteelersUnspoken 19 points20 points ago

                                                                                            I hope Harrison doesn't destroy another quarterback so bad he gets suspended again.

                                                                                            [–]BrownsHansomebarber 32 points33 points ago

                                                                                            HEY DON'Y MAKE ME GO GET MCCOY'S DAD SO HE CAN YELL AT YOU

                                                                                            [–]NFLfaduaku 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                            IT WOULD BE THE SAME ONE. HE CAN'T GET SUSPENDED AGAIN IF THE SAME THING HAPPENS, RIGHT? RIGHT!?

                                                                                            [–]Lionshussard_de_la_mort 12 points13 points ago

                                                                                            YEAH, DOUBLE JEOPARDY! IT'S IN THE CONSTITUTION OR SOMETHING, I THINK.

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                                                                                                [–]Raidersrick-victor 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                                THERE'S LESS TRASH IN HERE THAN I'M COMFORTABLE WITH. I SURE HOPE THE RAIDERS WIN AND THAT THE BRONCOS LOSE, OR THE BENGALS OR WHOMEVER IS SUPPOSED TO LOSE SO THAT THE RAIDERS CAN MAKE THE PLAYOFFS. WOOT!

                                                                                                [–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

                                                                                                AHA! FINALLY, A RADIERS FAN! FUCK YOU!

                                                                                                ALRIGHT, I'M DONE HERE.

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                                                                                                  [–]PatriotsBUSean 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                                  UNBEATEN BILLS BEAT US

                                                                                                  WE WILL GET REVENGE IN THIS AFC EAST TITLE GAME

                                                                                                  WAIT WHAT

                                                                                                  OH I SEE

                                                                                                  NEVERMIND

                                                                                                  [–]BearsTurnerJ5 26 points27 points ago

                                                                                                  how many months til baseball?

                                                                                                  [–]49ersbarrows_arctic 48 points49 points ago

                                                                                                  SAME NUMBER OF BROKEN FINGERS ON CUTLER'S HAND?

                                                                                                  [–]Packershigherbrow 23 points24 points ago

                                                                                                  ISN'T YOUR BASEBALL EVEN SADDER THAN YOUR FOOTBALL? HOW MUCH DOES IT SUCK TO HAVE YOUR NEIGHBORS TO THE NORTH BE BETTER AT EVERY SPORT?

                                                                                                  [–]49ersbleego 31 points32 points ago

                                                                                                  ST. Louis is to the south

                                                                                                  [–]BengalsRyanJG 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                  FUCK THE CARDINALS

                                                                                                  OH SHIT WRONG SUBREDDIT, SORRY

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                                                                                                    [–]BearsTurnerJ5 19 points20 points ago

                                                                                                    I'm a White Sox fan. Not like the phrase 'world series' would mean anything to a Brewers fan but we won one a few years ago. It sustains me. And the Blackhawks' win - oh, sorry, no NHL team in Wisconsin? I always forget!

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                                                                                                        [–]Packersseoulsun 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                        FUCK THE COWBOYS

                                                                                                        [–]BearsRewindYourMind 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                        HEY MINNESOTA FANS, CAN WE TRADE YOU FOR RICKY RUBIO? HE'S A BETTER PASSER THAN ANYONE THE BEARS HAVE RIGHT NOW!

                                                                                                        [–]Vikingssammew 14 points15 points ago

                                                                                                        You sure you dont want mcnabb? He had some amazing bounce passes earlier this season.

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                                                                                                          [–]NFCmopar68 12 points13 points ago

                                                                                                          I really hope the Giant's front four hits Tony Romo so hard that he explodes into a fine powder that Victor Cruz can then salsa dance on. It would be like a second christmas to every decent, respectable football fan in existence.

                                                                                                          Also, it'd be cool if Kenny Phillips punched Dez Bryant right through his face and Antrel Rolle bicycle kicked Miles Austin square in the dick hole. I don't think this is asking much, really.

                                                                                                          [–]PackersShakeyBobWillis 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                          ENJOY YOUR LAST WIN OF THE YEAR NINERS FANS!

                                                                                                          [–]Patriotsflynnzo 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                          BUFFALO WERE HUNTED NEARLY TO EXTINCTION IN THE 19TH CENTURY.

                                                                                                          THAT TIME, THOUGH, THE BUFFALO LOOKED LIKE THEY WANTED TO LIVE.

                                                                                                          [–]Giantsbryan00798 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                          FUCK THE COWBOYS

                                                                                                          [–]Jetsgopaloo 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                                          roses are red

                                                                                                          violets are blue

                                                                                                          i don't really care

                                                                                                          fuck the dolphins.

                                                                                                          [–]Packerslucentcb 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                          FUCK THE COWBOYS

                                                                                                          (NOTHING PERSONAL. NORMALLY I STAY AWAY THIS, BUT MY FANTASY SEASON IS DEPENDING ON ELI MANNING AND VICTOR CRUZ. NO HARD FEELINGS.)

                                                                                                          [–]TexansLtLightnin 24 points25 points ago

                                                                                                          no u never need to apologize

                                                                                                          fuck the cowboys

                                                                                                          [–]49ersbleego 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                          if they lose you guys are going to have a hell of a time bragging about having the "best team in texas"

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                                                                                                            [–]Giantsbackfire103 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                            I WISH ROMO AND THE COWBOYS THE BEST OF LUCK IN THE OFF SEASON. AN I HOPE YOU FIND A WAY TO REMOVE JERRY FROM YOUR ORGANIZATION. JPP WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU ON SUNDAY NIGHT ROMO....HE'LL BE WAITING...

                                                                                                            OBLIGATORY FUCK THE COWBOYS.

                                                                                                            [–]Jaguarsscreenshotted 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                            SO GLAD THIS SEASON IS ALMOST OVER

                                                                                                            [–]Saintsassasinine 18 points19 points ago

                                                                                                            CONGRATS. HERE'S A PREEMPTIVE "SORRY ABOUT NEXT SEASON".

                                                                                                            [–]Cowboysthi3n 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                            EVERYONE IS EXPECTING THE GIANTS TO WIN WHICH MEANS YOU WILL LOSE

                                                                                                            [–]Saintsassasinine 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                                            A DALLAS WIN IN DECEMBER? SOUNDS PLAUSIBLE.

                                                                                                            [–]Cowboysfronkensteen 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                            it would be in january!!!

                                                                                                            [–]Saintsassasinine 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                                            Damn, congrats then on your divisional title.

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                                                                                                              [–]RavensHooty_Hoo 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                              ROSES ARE RED,

                                                                                                              SO IS ANDY DALTON'S HEAD,

                                                                                                              YET INSTEAD SHOULD IT BE FULL OF DREAD?

                                                                                                              FOR HE'S ON HIS WAY TO LADARIUS' WEBB!

                                                                                                              (FUCK YEAH A/A/A/A MOTHERFUCKERS)

                                                                                                              [–]Packerslucentcb 12 points13 points ago

                                                                                                              FUCK YOUR SLANT RHYME

                                                                                                              [–]RavensHooty_Hoo 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                              FUCK YOUR SLANT PASS.

                                                                                                              [–]BrownsHansomebarber 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                              FUCK YOUR SCREEN PASS

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                                                                                                                [–]Billsthebillgonadz 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                                go detroit!

                                                                                                                [–]EaglesShannyBoy 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                                So i was walking down the street the other day and all of a sudden fuck the cowboys.

                                                                                                                [–]EaglesImmynimmy 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                                                FUCK THE GIANTS AND COWBOYS.

                                                                                                                [–]Buccaneersbeniro 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                                I'M TAKING THE BUCS +27, FUKKA!

                                                                                                                [–]PackersApitoxin11 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                                                Two of Chicago's previous quarterbacks are starters, that must mean that Chicago is a qb making powerhouse? Right?!?

                                                                                                                15 QBs in 20 years is like a QB factory!

                                                                                                                I know we're not playing them this week, but fuck them anyway.

                                                                                                                [–]Patriotseightequalsequalsdee 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                                OUR FIRST ROUND BYE STARTS THIS WEEK WITH BUFFALO

                                                                                                                [–]GiantsMartMillz 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                                                WE ARE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS AND DALLAS IS NOT

                                                                                                                [–]Lionsbadcall 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                AWW YEAH, NOT EVEN KIDDING, CAME HERE TO SUBMIT MY OWN IF THIS DIDN'T EXIST YET.

                                                                                                                SO LET'S GET TO IT. I'M GONNA JUMP AHEAD, TOO.

                                                                                                                I'M CHEERING SO HARD FOR YOU, DALLAS, AND FOR THE FIRST AND LAST TIME IN MY LIFE, TOO. I JUST WANT TO FUCK YOU GUYS UP AGAIN IN THE PLAYOFFS.

                                                                                                                IN THE MEANTIME, NOTHING PERSONAL, MATT DAMON, BUT WE'VE GOT A 5TH SEED TO SECURE.

                                                                                                                [–]BearsLtDarien 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                                WHO WANTS TO LOSE THE NFC WEST MORE???

                                                                                                                [–]49ersbarrows_arctic 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                                RAMS: THIS IS WHERE YOUR SEASON WENT. THE 49ERS ARE ABOUT TO SEND YOUR DIGNITY IN AFTER IT.

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