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[–]NinjaHighfive 1181 points1182 points ago

My boss did this and it worked perfectly:

Step 1) Took us to Buffalo Wild Wings.

Step 2) Free Dinner

Step 3) Open Bar

Step 4) Transportation for anyone that needs it.

Step 5) Profit!!!!

[–]sepponearth 549 points550 points ago

I think this idea is the best. A great party with transportation and no take-home money is a slap-in-the-face to no one and all your employees will still love you.

[–]rILEYcAPSlOCK 446 points447 points ago

I dunno; I only enjoy parties where there is at LEAST 1k in take-home money...

[–]Esuma 74 points75 points ago

I wish it was like that to me, if theres less than 5k don't even bother to invite me

[–]bready 503 points504 points ago

As much as I would love getting a free and unexpected $1k out of nowhere, I appreciate all of the headaches this would cause for you (insubordination, what about next year, what about other departments, etc).

This seems like Good Boss Greg treats his crew out of his own pocket. Nothing weird about that. And it will cost you a lot less than 12k.

[–]wheremusiccomestodie 96 points97 points ago

Not if I crash the open bar...

[–]fuckshitwank 91 points92 points ago

How do you even drive a bar?

[–]smiley_punctuation 22 points23 points ago

Something like this maybe :D Except the bar stools would somehow be attached to the bar itself :P

[–]Neoflare[!] 59 points60 points ago

I would be happy for this as a gift. BWW is expensive as hell but so fucking delicious.

[–]blueskysiii 78 points79 points ago

BWW is expensive? not where I'm from...

[–]Toezap 77 points78 points ago

yeah, I wouldn't consider BWW expensive or delicious...

[–]jaycee7 11 points12 points ago

The BWW in Montgomery, AL is expensive as hell.

Nothing to do with the food, either - it's just that they'll take down your card number/expiration date/CVV and go on a spending spree with it.

[–]LegionVsNinja 1723 points1724 points ago

Take that $12,000 you were going to give them and put it into a separate account. Take out $1000 a month and use it for "team outings" for "team building".

  • Go to dinner.
  • Go rafting.
  • Take a dinner cruise.
  • Go to a theme park.
  • Go to a baseball/football/hockey game.
  • Take their families to the zoo.
  • Go play paintball.
  • Sponsor a company softball team or a couple of company bowling teams.
  • Go to a concert.

Just a few ways you can take that money and spend it on your team to say thank you for their hard work without directly giving them money or gifts. Also, it should appear to your bosses that you are creating a positive work environment and building meaningful incentives for your team to work hard and stay with the company rather than showing them up.

[–]Yukiother 246 points247 points ago

One of the best bosses I had would treat us to drinks on Fridays. We were a tight development team and would even solve some problems.

[–]this_won 61 points62 points ago

Just curious: what kind of "problems" did this solve? Did new ideas come up during drinks? Or did it reduce tension in general? etc?

[–]TheAfterPipe 115 points116 points ago

I think he meant the team in general would sometimes solve problems.

[–]fuckshitwank 122 points123 points ago

They are the Drunk Team. If you have a problem. If no other drunks can help and if you know where they're getting pissed up....

[–]whiplash000 123 points124 points ago

...then maybe you can hire...

THE AA-TEAM

[–]feadrus 5 points6 points ago

[–]IrishWilly 36 points37 points ago

Drinking and casually talking about something you are developing as a team seems like a good way to exchange ideas in a more open environment. I could see the occasional good idea or comment coming up while you are getting sloshed with coworkers.

[–]justasapling 17 points18 points ago

Honestly, it seems to me that a lot more positive ideas come out of happy, casual mindspaces than out of the rigor and structure of a normal workplace. Anyone who is being paid more for their brain than for their muscles should be allowed, nay, encouraged to approach work as a collaborative hangout rather than a set of tasks to be fought through as the seconds tick away.

[–]Terazilla 24 points25 points ago

I've found that in software development, a lot of good solutions to the tasks of the day can come from casual talking during lunch or whatever. When you're stuck on how to fix an issue or handle something, just discussing it out loud with someone often leads to thinking differently.

[–]Eriden 7 points8 points ago

Often I find in describing the problem to co-workers, I come up with the solution midway through.

It's great for the code, but it leaves my co-workers terribly confused.

[–]papassinqueso 102 points103 points ago

Yes! Invest in a fridge, a coffe machine.... those things that the business will not in but make people happy.

[–]NovaShark 66 points67 points ago

My company did just that and it was a brillant idea. My co-workers are so happy with our new coffee machine. They even thanked the new store manager personally. He put in a new couch, new fridge, and new microwaves. Everyone likes him a lot!

[–]nibbloid 28 points29 points ago

That man knows the value of an investment.. bosses of reddit, are you paying attention?!

[–]wharpudding 279 points280 points ago

"Team outings" are a great idea.

[–]apostrophie 266 points267 points ago

He means to strip clubs.

[–]dontgoatsemebro 45 points46 points ago

Will there be blackjack?

[–]huxrules 86 points87 points ago

No just hookers.

[–]TenMinuteCrawler 46 points47 points ago

It's still a great idea.

[–]Scribblesocks 35 points36 points ago

In fact, forget the park!

[–]dontgoatsemebro 44 points45 points ago

No.

We must never forget.

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[–]NO_TOUCHING__lol 5 points6 points ago

REMEMBER ME

[–]random_potatoes 13 points14 points ago

tell my wife... hello.

[–]Frumpy_Playtools 13 points14 points ago

At my previous job, our manager would take us out for a group lunch, paid by the company.....though ideally they wanted to keep it 15-18$ range. Often it would be things like all you can eat sushi or pho, and would usually be about 2+ hours out of the day.

[–]spookmann 5 points6 points ago

I'm a manager of a small software team. The company takes the team out to lunch every second week. We always go to the nicest restaurant we can find... 'cos the cost of the lunch is nothing compared to the lost productivity. :)

[–]Thinks_Like_A_Man 127 points128 points ago

I am not sure you will see this, but I worked for a company that paid the top executives outrageous bonuses (six figures, luxury cars, boats, etc.) I worked my ass off for my boss, and did a lot of his work when he was out "sick" (read: hungover), kept his staff happy, and even took the blame for some of his mistakes. The last bonus check I deposited for him was the equivalent of $615,000 today. Yeah, big money.

My loyalty was often rewarded with very thoughtful gifts that I could not afford for myself, like electronics, top of the line running shoes, airline tickets, etc. Probably about $300 in today's terms.

These did not come only at bonus time, but throughout the year. Sometimes I would be given his credit card and an afternoon off to go shopping for new clothes for work ("Because I know it's expensive to buy a new suit every season.") He was aware of my situation and he cared.

Employees want to be appreciated. They want this more than money.

There came a time when other executives wanted to hire me away from my boss which was usually accompanied by a raise. I refused because this man had earned my loyalty and respect.

When I was promoted to management, I used this approach with my own employees. I fought for employee bonuses (and eventually won). When I didn't have cash to give them, I wrote them notes of appreciation for something they accomplished. I NOTICED when they addressed items I asked them to improve on -- like showing up to the office on time. A few of my staff came to me in tears and said that no one had ever said, "Good job" to them. Ever.

I think your idea is a good one, but I urge you to stand up at this dinner and speak a few words of praise about each and every one of them. They won't remember the money as long as they will remember that you acknowledged them.

Be the boss you want for yourself.

[–]NovaShark 16 points17 points ago

Good advice. I agree

[–]ReddEdIt 4 points5 points ago

This sounds like a horrible dystopia with six to seven figure salaried bosses tossing trinkets to the faithful who are brought to tears with the first words of kindness. It sounds like you felt valued and fulfilled in your work, but it also sounds like management was laughing at how cheap and easy it was to keep the little people quiet.

[–]Not_A_Meme 8 points9 points ago

User name should be "Thinks_Like_A_Good_Boss"

[–][deleted] 742 points743 points ago

Be careful. You've been told that they will not be paying bonuses (even if you take a smaller one). You will be doing what your employer has informed you not to do. Also what will you do next year if you do not get a bonus. Will this be a taxable benefit for the staff? Best just buy them a nice meal and say thanks.

[–]UnDire 449 points450 points ago

Or throw an amazing party for them.

[–]regularmoe 488 points489 points ago

This.

Throw an amazing party. Get the owners to clear it, even ask them to chip in if you want, then go all out.

Hold a raffle with top-notch prizes like iPads, expensive sunglasses, high value gift certificates, that sort of broad-appeal crap. Make sure every employee gets a gift worth $100+.

The employers look good, the employees get a nice "thank you for your hard work this year" and from a logistical standpoint, it's easier to cancel or scale back a party than a bonus, if next year isn't as good as this year was.

[–]Tigerlily74 121 points122 points ago

Please please please though if you do a raffle with gifts, make sure they are all of similar worth and quality.

My husband's job did this instead of bonuses, the prizes ran from 50 inch TVs and Ipads to $20 gift certificates. They had a party, drew names. A guy who had quit 3 days earlier won the big TV, my husband got a $20 gift certificate to a restaurant we do not go to. Later, everyone was pissed off, they would have all rather had a hundred dollar bonus than what happened, the guys that got the good stuff felt guilty, the guys who got little or nothing were resentful. EVERYONE was pissed that the guy who quit was allowed to play and then won . .

[–]actuallyitistheft 46 points47 points ago

this is what happens when company events are organized with people who do not understand company politics.

[–]tokeable 32 points33 points ago

i.e. the owners wife

[–]bjorgein 233 points234 points ago

That just sounds like you are a sore loser. Just because he quit doesn't mean he didnt work hard when he worked there!

[–]killinmesmalls 91 points92 points ago

Yeah I'm gonna have to agree with you on this one, Tigerlily's husband and his coworkers are definitely sore losers. How could you say who deserves the top prize? Do you think you deserved that 50 inch tv more than the guy who just quit? If so, why? Because you work so hard and they don't? Who cares if a guy just quit, if he was invited to the party he obviously worked for them for a good amount of time. I could see if it was something you needed, then maybe you can get upset, but come on, a big screen tv? Holy fuck, the amount of greed in people these days is quite staggering.

[–]FazedOut 26 points27 points ago

true, but one could argue that his happiness won't affect the team in a meaningful way. The gifts are meant to keep morale up, but if the guy isn't part of the team his influence is limited.

*edit: not disagreeing with you, but thinking about it in another way the group utility (that the party's goal was about) isn't served as efficiently for the immediate future.

[–]killinmesmalls 4 points5 points ago

great point if the only function of the gifts is to increase morale, but from a giving is better than receiving standpoint they still come off as sore losers. but still, a very good point that needed to be made. kudos.

[–]Corporal_Rodney 6 points7 points ago

How could you say who deserves the top prize?

Exactly. That's why it'd be best if everyone got a fair share of the pool instead of the top prizes going to people that could have deserved it.

[–]ONXwat 5 points6 points ago

I like your point, but you haven't even seen the epitome of greed yet... http://twitter.com/fart Scroll down, eventually it gets into him retweeting a bunch of ungrateful kids on christmas who didn't get iphones or cars.

[–]JW_BlueLabel 78 points79 points ago

That's pretty shitty to get pissed off because someone gave you free stuff. I can see getting upset about the guy who quit, but everyone else stfu and be thankful. Talk about feeling entitled.

[–]Bitter_Idealist 43 points44 points ago

Um. That's how games of chance work. By definition, they are not fair.

[–]mvhsbball22 72 points73 points ago

Games of pure chance are fair, but the results may not be equitable.

[–]methodamerICON 22 points23 points ago

here. let me call you and your husband a waaahhmbulance to take you to r/firstworldproblems.

-_-

[–]cynoclast 12 points13 points ago

Seconded. Lotteries where a handful of employees get exorbitant rewards while others get cheap crap are a cop out, and a penny pinching way to make the company look good while doing comparatively little.

It's much the same gimmick used by companies all over the world on their customers: Sucker millions into disclosing their contact information so that you can spam them in perpetuity for the cost of giving one or two of them jaw dropping prizes, while the overwhelming majority of them get nothing but spam. It's preying on man's innate lack of understanding or probability. Much the same way gambling does.

I'd advise giving them all a nice gift, or the same-size stack of cash.

[–]Florn 126 points127 points ago

It'll have blackjack! And hookers!

[–]stunt_penguin 93 points94 points ago

in fact, forget the blackjack!

[–]thunderbird11 15 points16 points ago

CHEESE IT!!

[–]fatpeasant 11 points12 points ago

Or at least a black hooker named jack.

[–]ChrissMari 18 points19 points ago

This is a fair point. It's not a bonus at this point, and everyone will know at the company. I still like the iPad idea.

[–]CopperKat 59 points60 points ago

YOU'RE GETTING AN IPAD, AND YOU'RE GETTING AN IPAD, EVERYONE GETS AN IPAAAAD!

[–]slumlord 2168 points2169 points ago

I like the idea, but in practice:

  • You stand a good chance of making YOUR superiors look bad to your employees (which is not good)
  • You're setting financial expectations that you might not be able to accommodate on an annual basis

Again, this is great that you want to do it, but don't... the political/corporate fallout will swing mostly negative. Take everyone out for a nice dinner and leave it at that.

[–]downvotesmakemehard 796 points797 points ago

Yep. I've seen this happen. Pissed the president off big time. Everyone that was not getting the "personal bonus" by the exec was pretty resentful toward management.

[–]calinet6 156 points157 points ago

This is true. It has to be fair and everyone needs to stand behind it.

I worked for a company once that did really well one year. Instead of giving out bonuses in the usual way (managers got to divy up a pool based on performance reviews, blech) they just gave everyone 10 grand. Everyone. Regardless of position.

It was the greatest day everyone ever had at that company. There was zero doubt, zero game playing, and 100% camraderie. Instead of wondering (but not asking) "I wonder what he got for his bonus?" everyone just talked about it openly--"so what are you going to do with your ten G's man? I'm buyin drinks tonight, you coming? Isn't this company great?" It was fucking awesome to a whole new level.

Ironically it was much much MUCH more effective than performance-based bonuses and rewards. But the company went right back to that the next year, new CEO. I still think about what it means for motivation and productivity and how bass-ackwards our concepts of carrot-and-stick work really are. Crazy.

[–]explodeder 3 points4 points ago

This is why I hate keeping financials secret. Employees deserve to know how the company is going. If things aren't going well, be candid and get everyone working towards the same goal.

[–]Geoth 930 points931 points ago

Sounds like they should be resentful. The company gives two guys 10k-50k a year but doesn't give the other <98 people anything. Pretty, pretty, pretty shitty.

[–]cbs5090 975 points976 points ago

They are the 2%.

[–]salec1 102 points103 points ago

I thought we only hated the 1%??? If we let it get to 2% now. Imagine 5 years from now!

[–]swskeptic 81 points82 points ago

Now everyone hates everyone!.... wait...

[–]bulletbillx 127 points128 points ago

Good,Good - Let the hate flow through you.

[–]BrilliantHamologist 14 points15 points ago

This comment has been digitally enhanced by George Lucas NOOOoooooOOOO!!!

[–]jrapp 64 points65 points ago

WE! ARE! THE 23%!!

[–]YouSuck737 45 points46 points ago

Wait till it gets back up to the 99%

[–]blobby93 6 points7 points ago

Down with the 99%!

[–]WhyAmINotStudying 221 points222 points ago

How homogeneous of them.

[–]Kitchen_accessories 57 points58 points ago

So what if they skim a little off the top?

[–]lamestalker 33 points34 points ago

Just the top?

[–]SamRidges 25 points26 points ago

Just to see how it feels?

[–]GOLD_CAT 244 points245 points ago

1%of my coffee contains 3.25% of the milkfat. Occupy!

[–]Iluvbacon 62 points63 points ago

/OccupyMilk2012

[–]fuzzysarge 22 points23 points ago

Is this race for the mayor of San Francisco?

[–]anariston 90 points91 points ago

How homogenized of them.

FTFY.

[–]zqkazoo 78 points79 points ago

I don't know his situation but sometimes you take a very low base salary (mine is essentially 0$) in exchange for very large performance based pay. None of my employees opted for the performance package I offered so if they weren't all getting standard bonuses then they would get nothing and I'd still get my very very large bonus. Of course if I do poorly, I get a check for .04$ for the quarter.

[–]pirate_doug 128 points129 points ago

Can't really blame them for not taking it though. Even if the economy in your sector was soaring, most companies who offer "performance-based" compensation packages do so that they can absolutely and utterly fuck their employees six ways to Sunday.

[–]instructable 30 points31 points ago

I find it interesting how risk averse people are and how little they take the path that actually yields large rewards for performance. I had a similar setup at my past job prior to starting my own business and no one in their history of 15 years had chosen the almost no salary all commission route. I made over $30k more every year I worked there.

Of course, when the rewards are being handed out for taking that risk it would appear everyone cries foul.

[–]shawnaroo 119 points120 points ago

When you've got a mortgage and kids to feed or whatever, stability can often look a lot more appealing than a chance at a higher overall pay. If you can make the commission setup work, then more power to you, but for many people, having a specific number that they are guaranteed and can plan around has a lot of value.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

And that value has a price.

Insurance isn't free.

[–]linuxwes 20 points21 points ago

This is not surprising to me at all. First, most people simple cannot afford to make nothing one year and still survive, so the cost of failure is high. Second, in most companies an individual's success is highly dependent on things they have no direct control over, like how good a job other people in the company do, the state of the economy, etc.

[–]TacoBusCentral 35 points36 points ago

Lot of people live month to month and don't have the luxury of having even a month of low pay.

[–]tpa_bcn 31 points32 points ago

It's actually loss aversion. People have an expectation of a basic salary that they want in order to leave the way they have grown accustomed to. Then they assign outsize weight to the risk of coming up short of that and too little weight to the chance of coming out ahead. /behavioraleconomics

[–]TheIcelander 9 points10 points ago

If they come up short they'll miss a mortgage payment. If they come out ahead they'll get a nice trinket. The former is a lot worse than the latter.

[–]joeanon 7 points8 points ago

Because most people dont need more money. It's as simple as that. Most people are not motivated by more and more money. Only a certain subset of people really care to push themselves to make more and more money.

Basically if you can pay your bills and have an ok life what is the real motivation to change anything. Most people just want to spend times with friends and family and pay bills. They may spend some time daydreaming of being rich, but they will not commit.

[–]gusthebus 4 points5 points ago

Risk-aversion may have a lot to do with the level of risk, and one's trust that a company will do the right thing.

When you have a house, cars and a family to care for, signing up for a low-base salary is asking a lot of someone.

If the owners can't teach an employee how to be successful and give them a salary based on that expected outcome, why should an individual take that gamble on their behalf?

Basically, the company is saying "We don't know the formula for success, but if you do, we'll pay you well." No thanks.

[–]redditforgotaboutme 4 points5 points ago

I can't upvote this enough. Those <98 people are the ones that grease the wheels and keep the company moving. Not to say the CIO and CEO don't do anything, but keeping employee moral high is a very big important step that most companies over look.

Good for you for at least thinking of helping them out. I know right now, even $50 in my pocket is a god send.

[–]infiniteloop33 51 points52 points ago

This is precisely what I was going to post.

The dollar amount is going to make your act newsworthy around the office. It will, most likely, make it's way back to management and (probably) cause you grief.

How about a nice dinner (including drinks) and a more moderate gift card of $100 per employee?

Alternatively, tell your boss about what you plan on doing and see if he's on board with it. Your boss may turn around and tell you that it's you're money, and you're free to do with it what you want. I'd still ask your staff to keep the value of the gift to themselves, though as it can impact morale, performance, relationships etc. in other business units.

[–]hi7en 23 points24 points ago

Wouldn't they have to declare it to the taxman therefor pay tax on it?

[–]DragonHunter 15 points16 points ago*

It's possible. The gift could be considered compensation for services, since he's gifting to his employees for their work. It may not matter that it's a private gift. An auditor might ding them for not reporting it. However, since the OP is not trying to deduct the gift from his income, it probably wouldn't be considered compensation by an auditor.

Nobody ever has to report income received as a true gift, regardless of the amount. But if you gift more than $13,000 to a single person in a year, you are required to pay a gift tax on the amount above $13,000. (2011 - once you exceed your lifetime gift amount.)

[–]samplebitch 12 points13 points ago

Probably not, if he's giving them gift cards. In fact, it would be reported as OP's income, so OP would have to pay personal taxes on the money he's giving away.

[–]pinguz 66 points67 points ago*

And if word gets out, it will negatively effect affect the morale of the other 80 employees who did not get anything.

[–]pinpower 21 points22 points ago

This. It's an awesome thing to want to do but will almost certainly demotivate the other employees in the company who will see this as a company reward they did not get. Strangely this is exactly what I'm currently studying for for my human resources exam in 2 weeks...

[–]tagin_dragon 111 points112 points ago

I would add that giving a "personal gift" could be grounds for dismissal. Obviously, that's up to the individual company and lots of companies allow employers to give staff some sort of gift especially around the holidays.

My company would encourage small gifts such as food for a small party but they would probably caution me giving monetary gifts.

[–]PhishGreenLantern 50 points51 points ago

My boss always give me (CIO/CTO) good bonuses and less to my subordinates. I always tell him to take some from me and give more to them and he gets pissed and won't do it.

I don't get it.

[–]loser_face 34 points35 points ago

I don't think the expectations point is as big a deal is you do. It's inevitable that bonuses grow and shrink with how the business is performing, employees (should) understand that. If this year he gives them $1k each, and next year he can only give them $500, he just says "I know they're smaller, but we didn't do as well this year, sorry". It's the same shit people all over have been hearing for the last 8-10 years, they're used to it.

[–]JeddHampton 70 points71 points ago

As long as he doesn't give them a year subscription to the Jelly of the Month club instead of a real bonus.

[–]zombeeeez 21 points22 points ago

But it's the gift that keeps on giving!

[–]mrgosh 8 points9 points ago

But JeddHampton, it's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year...

[–]geehoffer 9 points10 points ago

HALLELUJAH...HOLY SHIT!!

[–]runwild 30 points31 points ago

Expectations are funny things. My company was used to bonuses of a months salary. The owner made a mistake a couple years ago in that even though business was not as good they still did the full bonus. Then last year when it was worse and the bonuses had to be reduced the employees were pissed. They "expected" and in some cases planned on that amount even though it is a BONUS.

This year a choice was made that us at the top would forgo our bonuses so that the lowers could have full bonuses. It's the least we could do for the people who really do the hard work. The issue is that you hear rumblings like "I bet their bonuses were even bigger than this". I could tell them, hey, I didn't take a bonus so you could have that money, but then I kind of think that cheapens it. Also, I make more than them during the year, so I can afford to forgo the bonus. though I too could have used that money during the holidays.

[–]HemHaw 7 points8 points ago

I want to work for your company, even if the hard workers are a little bitter, because it's apparent that you care about them.

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points ago

What if next year he decides he needs the money for himself? Can he say "yes, we did better this year, but no, you're not getting any of it."?

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[–]tiredoflibs 54 points55 points ago

Because employees expect explanations.

Some people like to be rewarded for working hard for someone else's benefit. Crazy, isn't it?

[–]jjremy 8 points9 points ago

It's a personal gift though. It's not a company bonus.

Why should they be expecting a gift every year?

[–]ElGuano 21 points22 points ago

They should not, but many will. That is an unfortunate truth for many who try to do good as OP does. Unless he's willing to deal with the future fallout (and this kind of thing does happen), he needs to consider that giving a personal gift as a bonus has this peril, as illogical as it sounds.

[–]Elephlump 3 points4 points ago

Damn straight he can, it's his money. It would be pretty greedy and childish for the employees to simply expect an annual gift of $1,000 from a boss just because they got it once, since it is just a gift, and not a bonus given my corporate. The problem is making it clear that is a gift and not infact a bonus given by the company, which is more likely to be fully expected in the following years.

[–]YouAgreeWithThis 8 points9 points ago

It would be pretty greedy and childish for the employees to simply expect an annual gift of $1,000 from a boss just because they got it once

Exactly. But judging from the majority of comments in this thread, there seem to be a lot of adult children in the workforce today.

[–]pirate_doug 14 points15 points ago

People used to actually get company bonuses yearly. Companies stopped doing it because they could, basically.

[–]DarthContinent 318 points319 points ago

You'd likely gain some fast fans among the employees, but your peers might worry that you're trying to curry favor among them. Worst case, it could backlash and get some of the employees or even yourself marginalized.

Don't get me wrong, this is a fantastic gesture, I just don't know if all the consequences will be positive.

[–]beefpancake 90 points91 points ago

The way our company is set up, my only "peer" is the CEO. We're a tech company, so it's kind of a weird set up - tech reports to me, and sales/service reports to him. We only report to the owners, and only infrequently.

[–]pavel_lishin 318 points319 points ago

To avoid the "slap in the face" effect, consider upgrading their equipment instead of giving them cash. For instance, tell them they can each buy whatever they want for work from NewEgg, up to $1,000. That way, they get some very nice benefits, and it's easy to justify it to the boss as a work-related expense.

[–]apsychosbody 162 points163 points ago

This changes everything. Seriously, you will be loved by everyone for that and NO ONE can get upset about upgrades.

[–]abenton 41 points42 points ago

For the worse perhaps. When that random hodgepodge of shit starts breaking, you will be paying a lot more to get it fixed than if you bought from whoever you have service contracts with.

[–]factoid_ 42 points43 points ago

It's a 100 person company. I guarantee he doesn't have exlclusivity contracts with hardware vendors. And it's the IT department...they generally know how to fix their own shit. You'd never ever do this for sales or billing or anyone else...but for IT, nonstandard hardware is not a big deal.

[–]Ancients 20 points21 points ago

.... A small tech job where he is giving the equipment to the tech workers... I hope people understand the concept of a warranty and can at least check/fix their own stuff. Saying that it will cost more to fix then you gain in benefit is pretty ridiculous for off the shelf equipment from newegg.

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[–]UnitedStatesSenate 16 points17 points ago

It wouldn't be hard at all: "I chose to use it to buy equipment for my department so we could perform better".

[–]TheZad 17 points18 points ago*

I think you are slightly missing the point TheDudeWithin is trying to make. It would be blatantly obvious where the money came from, and the reasoning you offered is valid, but it's something that just isn't necessarily "done." That is, using your own personal finances to invest in the company.

[–]sqth 8 points9 points ago

I don't think this would work that much better. People paying off their bills outside of work isn't as disruptive as Tim from accounting running excel on his new triple-monitor Alienware while Burt's still rocking Windows 95. Plus, would he be using his personal money for these upgrades, or what? There's probably a protocol in place for allocating money for these things, and one hopes it is more egalitarian than "wait for generous boss."

[–]Bring_dem 11 points12 points ago

Discuss your plans with the CEO then. It may be uncomfortable if you do this and he doesn't want to do somethign similary.

Does the sales team already receive commission based bonuses?

[–]DangerousPlane 119 points120 points ago

Yeah, I don't want to discourage this type of thinking but your boss could interpret this as a slap in the face since you are essentially reversing his decision to give the bonus to you and not them. The way I would do it would be share the idea with the boss to give him the opportunity to save face.

[–]JerkJenkins 34 points35 points ago*

Great idea, right here. It's a great gesture and likely to really motivate your employees -- but your boss needs to understand why you're doing it.

If he doesn't spring for that, maybe you can take pavel_lishin's idea and allow them to purchase their own office and equipment upgrades with $1,000 of credit. Much more diplomatic.

[–]Piratiko 27 points28 points ago

I'd also consider, rather than giving them all $1k, just take them all out to a nice dinner. That way, it's not outwardly evident that you're sharing the bonus, just being thankful to your employees.

[–]stewyman 83 points84 points ago

a person named beefpancake gets a $10-50k bonus a year? what am I doing wrong.

[–]DonaldMcRonald 112 points113 points ago

Beefless pancakes, obviously.

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Coming from DonaldMcRonald, I expect to see the Big McGriddleMac in my market before the end of FY2012.

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That might piss off your boss. And I would find that somewhat uncomfortable as an employee if my boss gave me $1000 dollars from his/her own pocket.

[–]dopafiend 14 points15 points ago

Yeah, it would be more than a little odd to receive a personal gift like that, and possibly with even more odd legal ramifications if it was at all posed as a bonus or company related.

I would try and talk to the owners more, if they still aren't having it then it's an issue with the company, not to be simply bypassed personally.

[–]gurry 65 points66 points ago

I was in a similar situation. My boss said I would be fired if I gave any of my bonus to my staff. That, obviously, would not hold water in court. I split my bonus with the staff and told my boss. He told me I had balls but he was going to have to tell the regional boss. Nothing ever happened. Quit that job/career as soon as I could.

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[–]beefpancake 41 points42 points ago

Wondering the same thing ... you can fire someone for anything except discrimination in the U.S.

[–]duk3luk3 13 points14 points ago

if you're in an at-will employment state. which isn't all of the us.

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[–]actuallyitistheft 29 points30 points ago

i think it would hold water in court - that is explicit insubordination. it's very easy for the company to argue that their reward structure is designed with certain goals in mind, and by violating their reward structure you have compromised their organizational integrity.

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[–]T0mServo 14 points15 points ago

Actually want to do it too and not just make it a boring/work-related affair. Their time is valuable and a free dinner is not enough to waste anyone's time. Allow them to invite their family/spouse or get them gift cards enough for them to go to dinner on you instead of with you.

I was beginning to think I was the only person in the thread that had this mentality.

Not everyone enjoys spending their precious free time outside of work with people from work.

[–]SpagNMeatball 13 points14 points ago

I am not very savvy politically, and you have gotten some good advice here, but I would say that if you do take them out to a nice dinner, be sure to include the spouses, and be careful that it doesn't look like you are showing off how much money you made. Make the event about being together as a team and maybe even say a few words about each person and the contribution they made, that can go a long way.

[–]omplatt 23 points24 points ago

just wanted you to know that

[–]somehipster 19 points20 points ago

If you straight up give your team $1k each, you run the risk of pissing off your bosses, or at the very least making them look shitty.

If you take that $1k a person a year and invest it in their work/home lives, you still get to give them that $1k but it doesn't make your bosses look shitty and it will make your employees happier and more productive.

Some examples: 1) Cover the cost of gym memberships 2) A nice coffee machine and a year's worth of coffee for the office 3) Get appliances for the office if you don't have them 4) If you have a refrigerator, keep it well stocked with a variety of beverages that are free (many grocery stores have delivery options that make this easy) 5) Start a snack room, keep it well stocked (many grocery stores have delivery options that make this easy) 6) Free company lunch every Friday 7) New, super comfortable chairs for EVERYONE 8) Hire a masseuse to come to the office the first Friday of every month 9) Get a contract with a local, nearby dry cleaner/do-it-for-you laundry place. I'd love to drop off all my laundry before work and bring it home after work. 10) Office dog. So awesome.

These are just some of the things I have enjoyed as a serial non-management worker at various work places. And try as I might to avoid it, I end up being a better worker because of them. The best part about this is your bosses will notice how productivity has increased and you can say it was your initiative that caused it, which means a bigger bonus next year.

At which point you can send me a check for $1k (or buy me lunch every Friday).

EDIT: Always make the company events on Friday. This way people have an incentive not to blow off Friday.

[–]JonAudette 86 points87 points ago

I think you kick ass, personally.

(The company hiring?!?!?)

[–]Daegoba 64 points65 points ago

Fuck his company. ...is he hiring?!

[–]wynyx 34 points35 points ago

Dude, if you pick one time to proof-read, it should be when you're inquiring about job openings.

[–]flargenhargen 70 points71 points ago

damn, a 50,000 bonus and nothing to the workers?

that's pretty fucked up.

agree with the gifts instead of cash tho, that way it's from you and people will think you're great. if you just give cash it will be weird.

[–]tibbon 43 points44 points ago

Eh, that's nothing. The founders of Harmonix got a $300 million dollar bonus at one point. A year later, 30% of the employees got laid off just a few days before the holidays.

[–]pilsner407 22 points23 points ago

my feeling is that, since you've already brought up the idea of handing out bonuses to your team and the idea has been shot down, probably you shouldn't hand out anything. Take them out to dinner or something, but gift baskets/visa cards/etc. should be considered off-limits. Word of that will undoubtedly spread around the company, in a manner thus: "Beefpancake's team got a $1000 bonus and we didn't get shit....the fuck." Everyone who didn't do the same thing for their people will look like an asshole and be pissed at you for it, plus the owners will be pissed that you did something they already told you not to do.

Be smart. Do dinner at the most. If you really want to do bonuses, hold back the amount of money you would have given to each employee in a savings account, and then give it to them if/when they leave the company. Over a few years this could amount to a few thousand bucks per employee, right? They'll appreciate that a LOT, especially if they are moving or whatever.

[–]chrisma08 14 points15 points ago

You sir, are not yet thinking like an elite.

[–]bamtime 36 points37 points ago

And the Best Boss Award goes toooo......Mr. Beefpancake

[–]PigDog4 20 points21 points ago

I would totally work for a Mr. Beefpancake.

Sounds fucking delicious. Like a hamburger.

[–]Ice_And_Fire 19 points20 points ago

Until he starts flipping.

[–]ullrsdream 15 points16 points ago

It gets really bad when they grill you about mistakes.

[–]bamtime 7 points8 points ago

Ketchup

[–]ullrsdream 6 points7 points ago

Hey you, that doesn't fit in this pun thread, lettuce alone.

[–]goblueM 7 points8 points ago

That is a great idea, I think it is wonderful. Sad that the company decided to only give bonuses to the 2 top guys, even though one of them asked for a smaller bonus so the workers could get some. Good on ya!

[–]2emeRep 31 points32 points ago

A great idea but you should consider the following.....

Do you want to repeat this every year?

Will it cause problems with other departments?

Do you want to reveal that you get a bonus and show how much?

Do you think this will cause a problem between you and your bosses? People talk and may not have your interests at heart.

So long as you personally are satisfied with the answers to the above questions I'd say go ahead.... If you are not satisfied with the answers then stick to the dinner, perhaps make it more lavish than you were planning. A charitable donation to a charity selected by your team would be another nice gesture, one is bound to be affected or know someone affected by illness or adverse problems.

Think carefully. I admire your thoughtfulness. You could give it to me of course!

[–]flecko 18 points19 points ago

If you can't figure out a way to give it to your team, send it to me, I don't mind at all and I won't tell anyone

[–]WhenSnowDies 20 points21 points ago

Definitely not. Go ahead and send it to WhenSnowDies@gmail.com and I will anonymously gift it to your team so it doesn't cause divisions in the company.

By the way I'm a Nigerian Prince.

[–]maxthndr 11 points12 points ago

48 Laws of Power, Law 1

Although you have your employees' best interests in mind, it will make your superiors look bad, which in turn may make you unemployed.

[–]the_berg 4 points5 points ago

Have you given any thought as to how your company would react when they find out? If they are adamant on not sharing the wealth the staff is bringing in, there's a reason. First, it's because they're assholes. But second, they don't want to do it because they don't want the staff to become too demanding. It's probably both a power trip and a way of making more profits by not increasing salaries. If you go ahead and share your cut, they might not appreciate the management style that goes against their own strategy.

But if I were you, I'd do it anyway.

[–]Akkuma 6 points7 points ago

I work in tech, much like yourself, at a startup. Hell, we even have a similar structure (CEO runs sales, CTO/COO runs tech). If you give the money to your team they will love you and feel better about their job, because if they are anything like my company most people believe they are underpaid. However, the cynics like me will realize that the company is bs and that you had to go out of your way to pay it out of your own pocket pissing them off cause the company overall cares little about them.

Ultimately, my recommendation is to give the money to those people, who are probably already taken advantage of by the company being underpaid. If they are already disgruntled about the work environment can't make things any worse.

[–]belanda_goreng 19 points20 points ago

I am not sure this is a very smart thing to do. It's not your company, they are not your employees, so you are not the one giving out bonuses. If you do, it would indeed be a personal gift and that shifts the balance. Like you are buying goodwill or whatever. I don't think any company would ever allow this.

No buddy, you tried, and they said no, so leave it at that. You could consider giving half of your bonus to charity.

[–]google_harder 11 points12 points ago

This is probably going to be buried and many have already pointed it out, but: DO NOT HAND OUT ANY KIND OF CASH.

There will be no end to the company owner's wrath if you did.

I did it once, to a much smaller company. To me it was a gesture of solidarity. To the owner it was a gesture towards "My plans of starting my own company". I had no such plans but I was let go anyway. It's a separate story that I actually did start my own company after being given a year's salary.

[–]mingo83 5 points6 points ago

I have a friend who got fired for doing something like this. Same size company. The CEO took it as an affront.

[–]killgrinch 5 points6 points ago

Strange? Quite possibly.

Steeped heavily with awesome? Most assuredly.

Nothing engenders loyalty from people more than direct recognition of their efforts from their peers and superiors. You are a paragon of humanity with your actions.

[–]Hammerhov 5 points6 points ago

Don't do it you fucking idiot, you will lose your job.

Celebrate some other way, a nice dinner seems good.

Or you could buy some holiday themed gifts.

But don't give them money.

[–]MadManuel 6 points7 points ago*

I am the Director of IT at my work place. My team isn't as big as yours, but I had a similar situation last year, and part of this year.. Ultimately it ended in a couple of terminations.

I was given a substantial bonus and wanted to carve off a significant chunk and hand it out to the more deserving members of my team..

What I found was, that like others have said, that the team will expect the bonus check the next year, and then be resentful if they don't get it. What's worse, is if they realize where the money comes from, and they they'll start pestering HR, as why don't they get a bonus.

And rather than feeling like you went out of your way to help them out, they'll instead feel like in all the previous years they've been fucked over..

Or they blab about how they got a form of bonus (even if it is from you) and employees in other departments start raising hell that IT got bonuses, but finance didn't.. or marketing.. or sales.. or whatever..

When the next year rolls around, and you want to budget those funds for a down payment on a house or something.. your team will be looking at you like a piggy bank.. and wondering where their money is..

If you really want to give them that warm and fuzzy "I'm your boss, but I care" feeling, take em all out to dinner some place swanky. Give a speech about what a great team they are, include the booze, and a fat steak for each of them, but that's as far as I'd go.

You want to show your appreciation, but you don't want to destroy future morale and productivity... It's a hard line. Avoid the shit storm.. buy them dinner.

[–]helpingfriendlybook 15 points16 points ago

Bad idea jeans. You are an employee of the company just like them. It's neither your obligation nor your place to financially incent or reward other employees, however deserving they may be.

[–]_TheHipGamer_ 13 points14 points ago

Take them out to dinner, but don't give them the gift cards. The latter is taxable, and it sets an expectation that is neither sustainable nor professionally acceptable.

[–]foreveratom 1 point2 points ago

Money, you can't really because of taxes issues. I don't like the IPad idea in many comments, it sounds too "impersonal", and whatever gift, some people might not be so thrilled by the gift you chose (I don't like pre-paid cards, I lose them before using them, and what if I am an hard-core Android fan?).

As some other redditors suggested, I would go for throwing a party at them. Have an evening out for beer/dinner/pool/go carts/whatever your team is interested in, including transportation back home.

You don't appear like the dude throwing gifts around because he had a bonus, and it's an immediate level-up in team building.

Whatever you choose to do, your idea is awesome. And it's a surefire way to piss off your CEO with overloaded passive-aggressiveness. I love it.

[–]afnj 3 points4 points ago

Weird? This should be the norm.

[–]JLNelson 4 points5 points ago

I agree with those who say that the owners of the company and the CEO will not feel very happy about it. You can take your team out to dinner, but the huge gift cards are something that those working under the CEO will see and envy. It will make the CEO look like a greedy bastard (I ain't sayin' he or she ain't, but it's best not to point this out).

Additionally, if you really want to keep your team in mind, I propose this: Put your bonus in a separate bank or investment account. Earmark it specifically to help your workers when they need it. If someone has an accident and cannot work, you got them. If someone runs into big medical bills, you got them. If the owners or the CEO fires one of your guys and you don't think it was right, you got them.

With $10k, you'll only be able to help once. With $50k you'll be able to help more, but the important thing is that it's in reserve for the people who helped you get it. Who knows? Maybe after several years you'll have enough money to start a company of your own—where everyone will get holiday bonuses.

[–]minglow 3 points4 points ago

Just remember that it is harder to take something away from someone than to have not given them it at all. Unfortunately there may come a time next year where there isn't a bonus or its just not as much and you aren't able to do the same thing. I am not saying its right but they may wonder why that year they didn't get as much or anything at all, they may feel like you don't "respect or appreciate" them the same way.

I would definitely recommend taking them all to a restaurant that they like and maybe provide taxi service and free drinks. The 1000 dollar prepaid card is risky because that is a large chunk of money and you may not be able to pay that out next year, and trust me they may not outright expect 1000 each, but subconsciously they could be disappointed in later years.

[–]YGOnewguy 2 points3 points ago

take the $12,000 and just spend $1000 a month on the team, 2-3 nights every month take the team out for drinks/dinner or some next fun shit

[–]CountNoAccount 12 points13 points ago

the owners are not into giving bonuses. However, every year they provide rather generous bonuses to myself and the CEO (on the order of $10-50k depending on the year).

I've gotta be honest with you, It sounds like your owners run a shitty business. If I worked there for an average salary, didn't get or expect a Christmas bonus, and then found out the CEO and CIO were getting a year end bonus equal to or greater than my yearly salary, I'd be pissed. That just sucks.

[–]PhineasC 5 points6 points ago

This is going to sound terrible, but in most small businesses 1-5 people grow and maintain all of the business and are responsible for keeping everyone employed. In that situation, the person getting the bonus usually works an insane number of hours and also spend all day and night worrying about the viability of the company while Joe Sixpack clocks in, clocks out, and goes home not worrying about it. This is not some fatcat getting a bonus because he played golf with the boss. Not sure if that is the case here.

[–]tendeuchen 25 points26 points ago

The owners of your company are fucking assholes.

[–]DeSanti 7 points8 points ago

Well first of all that is an incredibly kind and good thing to do. Though secondly, only as a minor concern - but isn't there rules about payment and taxation? I'm not sure, and this varies from place to place, but doesn't "gifts" after a certain amount stop being "gift" and becomes something I can't quite remember and instead is something they have to tax?

I'm just voicing some concern that I'm not too knowledgeable about, I'm sure you'll figure it out.

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[–]grandmah 15 points16 points ago

Take everyone out to dinner. Give them $1,000 prepaid cards, then tell them you are starting your own company and you'd like them all to come with you. Give bonuses to everyone who contributes to the success of your new business. Fuck corporations that don't take care of their employees. It's a shame that the job positions are in higher demand than that employees to fill them. This is wrong.

This obviously isn't the correct course of action, but I bet this resonates strongly with you. Thanks for caring about and appreciating other people.

[–]brock_lee 93 points94 points ago

Give each an iPad. It'll cost you less and most people appreciate getting iPads more than cash, for some reason. Of course, that depends on the amount of the cash, but still.

And if you do go with "cash", DO NOT go with a Visa card. Give them cash, or at worst, a check. Visa cards are ... impersonal. Ten Benjamins speaks a lot louder than a Visa card.

[–]PigDog4 92 points93 points ago

If you do give them an iPad, include a gift receipt. It's always annoying when someone gifts you something you already have, AND you can't return it.

[–]StealthGhost 14 points15 points ago

A place without restocking fees as well

Target doesn't, also 90 day return on iPads

[–]awesomerobot 35 points36 points ago*

I disagree with the iPad. If your team isn't a bunch of idiots they know how much an iPad costs; give them cash (not bullshit prepaid Visa cards - I'm not even sure why those exist).

My company does a ridiculous annual all-expenses paid weekend trip (airfare, hotel, open bars, caterers, admission to events, etc) and I hate the shit out of how much money they blow on it. The trip is the same every year.

Some people just need to pay the bills.

[–]dand11587 15 points16 points ago

that sounds like a terrible 'vacation'... vacations are supposed to be for getting away from coworkers and work, right?

[–]awesomerobot 6 points7 points ago

I guess it can be considered more of a company retreat - but still they blow (at least) 250k on it every year. They'd be able to give every employee a solid 5k for what (I estimate) they spend on it.

[–]Stang_Man 9 points10 points ago

I'd take your employees and their S/O's out for a VERY nice dinner- maybe put together some sort of "gift" baskets for them.

Cash is always nice, but these other small gestures will fly under the radar if you're worried about your CEO and/or Owners opinions.

Or just talk to them, let them know you'll be splitting up part of your bonus for cash for your employees.