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Cooks and chefs of reddit: What food-related knowledge do you have that the rest of us should know? (self.AskReddit)
submitted 6 months ago by Pixelpaws
Whether it's something we should know when out at a restaurant or when preparing our own food at home, surely there are things we should know that we don't...
[–]ThomasGullen 594 points595 points596 points 6 months ago
If you get some egg shell in your eggs, the best way to scoop it out is with another piece of shell. Sticks to it like a magnet.
[–]TheFunkyMonk 78 points79 points80 points 6 months ago
This is way better than trying my little ninja pinch before the piece slides out of the way.
[–]pillage 32 points33 points34 points 6 months ago
Always crack your eggs on a flat surface (not the edge of a bowl) this prevents the egg shell from being driven into the egg.
[–]carrotv 115 points116 points117 points 6 months ago
Once you're finished absorbing all these useful bits of knowledge, check out this thread with a plethora of tips and tricks you can use in the kitchen.
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lforv/chefs_souschefs_line_cooks_of_reddit_what_tricks/
[–]cool_hand_luke 1810 points1811 points1812 points 6 months ago*
being a cook in a restaurant has nothing to do with creativity and everything to do with speed and efficiency
don't overcrowd your pans. putting too much food in a single pan will decrease the heat more than you want
a single good sharp knife is much more valuable than a whole block of knives
you should always have lemons, onions, garlic, vinegar, oil, and butter in your kitchen
to get green vegetables to stay green, we blanche them, it's the only way that they wont look grey and lifeless after they're cooked
fat and salt are your friends, there's nothing unhealthy about them when you eat them in the right amounts
the most flavorful cuts of meat are the ones that scare you and you'll never purchase them
don't add milk to scrambled eggs, creme friache, if possible
most (not all) restaurant cookbooks dumb down recipes for you
at fine dining restaurants, nothing ever goes from a pan or pot to another without going through a fine mesh sieve (chinois)
if it weren't for illegal labor, you would never be able to eat out
the gap in flavor between vegetables in season and out of season is astronomical
if you get pressured to buy a more expensive wine or made to feel like an idiot by a sommelier, you're eating at the wrong restaurant
be nice to your butchers and fishmongers, they'll let you know what's what
EDIT: Thank you all for a wonderful afternoon. I didn't think I'd have so much fun answering questions. If you have any more, I'll try to get to them, but read around, you'll probably find your answer somewhere around here. I hope I helped a little here and there, and to that vegan - I'm sorry I was so harsh, but you folk are pains in the asses. I'm currently in the process of opening my own place with a extremely talented bartender. When I get closer to opening, I will do an AMA and get the whole management team to answer everything we can. Again, thank you everyone.
[–]wtf_is_an_reddit 374 points375 points376 points 6 months ago
Butcher here. I can say that your last point is 100% true. Nice people get exceedingly more information out of me about their meats. For example, at my store we have this one type of chicken that we have nicknamed "heart-attack chicken" because the sodium content is so much higher than the rest. If people are nice, I'll sometimes let them know why the heart-attack chicken is so inexpensive, and it usually strays them away from it and onto something a little better for them.
[–]VolcanoOfUnicorns 162 points163 points164 points 6 months ago
Any tips for picking a good butcher? I have no idea what would distinguish a good butcher from a bad one so I have avoided them and just gone with super market meat.
[–]Rowdybunny05 103 points104 points105 points 6 months ago
I hate supermarket meat. I recently (in the last year) just started getting ground beef from my butcher, and I'm telling you, even tacos have picked up flavor and just looks better. It depends on where you live of course, but google local butchers in your town through google maps, and read reviews. A good bucther will have quality meat at comparable prices. Go in their store, take a look around. Talk to the butcher, see what he reccomends, what's on sale, etc. If he seems passionate and gives you ideas, congrats, you found your new meat man. If he seems too pre occupied in something non food related, walk out. I love my butcher. The store alone has of course, fresh meat. But there's a huge pasty section, they can make lunch on the spot, and usually some sort of salad bar.
[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 6 months ago
ooh, a pasty section. shwing!
[–]glassesjacketshirt 536 points537 points538 points 6 months ago
"if you get pressured to buy a more expensive wine or made to feel like an idiot by a sommelier, you're eating at the wrong restaurant"
fucking this. I've had waiters/sommeliers pressure me by saying stuff like "you get what you pay for", and insinuate the cheaper wine I picked isn't too great. I always come back with why is it on the menu if it isn't great. Tip usually reflects it, that pisses me off more than anything else.
[–]baeb66 741 points742 points743 points 6 months ago
The funny thing is that most people simply won't buy the cheapest bottle of wine on the list, even if it's good. At a fine dining place I worked at, we had Los Rocas, a pretty sturdy Spanish Grenache, on the list for $22. We sat on the case for 2 months. I finally told my boss to jack the price up to $32. Sold the whole case in 4 shifts.
[–]chickwithsticks 299 points300 points301 points 6 months ago
I'm the idiot googling wine on my phone at a restaurant to see if the cheap wine is any good (because usually the waiter won't recommend it). But here in Canada, $30 is the cheapest you'll find a bottle, often closer to $40, even at a lower-end restaurant.
My best waiter/sommalier story is when my boyfriend and I (early 20s) were eating at a ridiculously expensive restaurant and we asked which wine would go better with our meals (there were 3 in the lowest price range). She said, "none of those would be very good, I'll open up one of these for you" (they usually sell it by the bottle but we only wanted a glass each). And she charged us the price of the cheapest glasses, even though the bottle was $15-20 more than the cheaper ones on the menu.
[–]okfine 317 points318 points319 points 6 months ago
This is why hospitality is important: you're still telling that story years later, and when you're not bound by anti-spam etiquette, I bet you tell the name of the place, too. Treat people like guests in your own home, and things tend to work well.
[–]chickwithsticks 154 points155 points156 points 6 months ago
I was about to say it's Madison's Grill in Edmonton AB then wasn't sure if I should... but if anyone is ever here, the food is amazing!! (Actually my grandma got us a gift card to there last Christmas and we haven't had a chance to use it yet... we leave it on our fridge and people ask what it's for all the time!)
[–]Taylorvongrela 649 points650 points651 points 6 months ago
That's because most people really don't know shit about wine.
[–]ffreak3 483 points484 points485 points 6 months ago
And partially also because the whole fine wine industry is built on bullshit.
The taste of the wine is far, far overshadowed by the expectations of the person drinking it, and as such, a $10 increase in the price of wine makes wine taste $10 better to you . . . if you're an expert/hobbyist and expect to be able to taste/smell the difference in wine.
But hey, if your food & drink taste great to you because you take the time to examine it, good for you. Just don't try to sell me wineglasses based on taste maps that have never been endorsed by the scientific community.
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[–]lod001 160 points161 points162 points 6 months ago
There is a reason why I choose Charles Shaw!
[–]Stonecipher 218 points219 points220 points 6 months ago
There is a reason I choose beer.
[–]snailwithajetpack 138 points139 points140 points 6 months ago
There is a reason I choose mad dog 20/20
[–]YNinja58 114 points115 points116 points 6 months ago
There is a reason you'll end up homeless in the gutter with fuzzy navel on your breath.
[–]underdog138 29 points30 points31 points 6 months ago*
I used to work at a "casual" Italian chain and had some leeway with my guest interaction. When people would ask, "Is XYZ good?" I'd usually say "Well of course, if it wasn't good it wouldn't be on the menu." They usually say, "Well gosh, you're probably right, what do you recommend?" Now I'm free to suggest a product I like without directly insulting my restaurant's wine menu. If they just picked a wine, I would just say, "Yes, very good," again without making value judgments about their selection.
Over the five years I worked there, I had tried every wine they served and had a few favorites. They weren't the most expensive bottles by far. There's cheap wine, good wine, and good wine with a ridiculous brand markup. I found that the most expensive wines didn't taste that much better than the other mid-range, decent wines, and my ROI was too low to justify buying expensive wine, so I never recommended it unless I could tell that they were taking keen interest in the wine menu. Most guests weren't wine connoisseurs and were there for the overall "wine and dine" experience itself and were less interested in the more expensive wines. I didn't recommend the house wine if I could help it, because I personally didn't like it. My personal favorite of their selection was the FFC Pino Noir, which I buy for myself quite frequently. I did sell a lot of that.
Edit: Added a line break.
[–]kireol 98 points99 points100 points 6 months ago
at fine dining restaurants, nothing ever goes from a pan or pot to another without going through a fine mesh sieve (chinios)
Can you explain more on this one? What it is, why they do it, etc.
[–]yellowstone10 151 points152 points153 points 6 months ago
He's talking about sauces and soups. Doesn't matter how hard you stir, you're never going to get all the lumps out of a sauce or a soup. The only way to keep it perfectly smooth is to run everything through a chinois, and then just toss the lumps.
[–]Stuntdouble 202 points203 points204 points 6 months ago
in case anyone wondered, it is pronounced shin-wah
[–]gg4465a 168 points169 points170 points 6 months ago
I recognize a lot of these rules from Kitchen Confidential.
[–]lemonadegame 115 points116 points117 points 6 months ago
You aren't supposed to tell people!
[–]malik753 814 points815 points816 points 6 months ago
I got a kick out of that because "fishmonger" is old Shakespearean for pimp
[–]captain_tentacles 766 points767 points768 points 6 months ago
There is a beautiful balance of class and gangster in that sentence.
[–]HighwayWest 375 points376 points377 points 6 months ago
Ain't nobody as hard as the Bard.
[–]Neberkenezzr 8 points9 points10 points 6 months ago
"exunt, pursued by a bear"
[–][deleted] 165 points166 points167 points 6 months ago
Thanks Polonious
[–]jonathanrdt 55 points56 points57 points 6 months ago
What do you cook, my lord?
[–]eletzi 58 points59 points60 points 6 months ago
Food. Food. Food.
[–]Slimey79 10 points11 points12 points 6 months ago
There is nothing you can take from me which I would more willingly part withal, except my knife.
[–]mocean64 13 points14 points15 points 6 months ago
holy shit, that line from Hamlet just made 10x more sense to me.
Polonius: Dost thou know me? Hamlet: Excellent Well, you are a fishmonger.
Polonius: Dost thou know me?
Hamlet: Excellent Well, you are a fishmonger.
[–]Darth_Corleone 112 points113 points114 points 6 months ago
Nice tips, but why not add milk to eggs? I have always added a splash of milk to my eggs/omelets...
[–]cool_hand_luke 262 points263 points264 points 6 months ago*
Milk does nothing for the dish but dilute flavor. It doesn't really cook, and if you cook the eggs too fast, the water in the milk gets "squeezed" out by the egg proteins (albumen) coiling. If you've ever noticed the plate a little shiny or watery around the eggs, that's what is happening.
Sour cream works, but can break at temps above 140ish, from what I remember. Creme friache, however, breaks at a higher temp, and if you're cooking the scrambled eggs properly, wont break.
[–]post-coital_shag 275 points276 points277 points 6 months ago
pokes head in
It's "fraiche", by the way.
runs away
[–]Tom_Waits_Monkey 109 points110 points111 points 6 months ago
Biache!
[–]megtodiffer 212 points213 points214 points 6 months ago
Anytime I think of Creme friache, I think of the southpark episode where Randy becomes obsessed with the food network and Creme friache.
[–]khold 69 points70 points71 points 6 months ago
Creem Freesh.
[–]Hoobleton 50 points51 points52 points 6 months ago
Also curious about this, I was taught as a child to add a bit of milk to scrambled eggs, never even considered doing it without.
[–]irelandnopoints 642 points643 points644 points 6 months ago
Ctrl+F 'Friache': 5 results. Ctrl+F 'Fraiche': 0 results.
Chef makes a typo; everyone assumes it's correct and copies
[–]cool_hand_luke 80 points81 points82 points 6 months ago
I'm good with food, bad with spelling. I also don't know how to put the correct accents over the letters.
[–][deleted] 29 points30 points31 points 6 months ago
touche. can i show you my resume?
[–]cool_hand_luke 187 points188 points189 points 6 months ago
addendum: if you wouldn't drink the wine, don't cook with it. "Cooking wine" does not exist. It's basically terrible wine that has not yet become vinegar.
[–]cawfee 278 points279 points280 points 6 months ago
Red Wine Spaghetti
Drink A Bottle Of Red Wine
Eat Spaghetti Noodles
[–]cawfee 42 points43 points44 points 6 months ago
Ah, the fabled liquore senza pasta, a family favorite.
[–]defektprincess 269 points270 points271 points 6 months ago
"One for the paaaaan. And one for meeee."
[–]fun_blame_monster 101 points102 points103 points 6 months ago
Addendum to your third point..Don't store your knives in a block. A magnetic strip is the way to go because the edges of the knife won't constantly be rubbing up against something.
[–]snarkofagen 117 points118 points119 points 6 months ago
I was taught to store them in the block edge up/out to prevent this.
[–][deleted] 71 points72 points73 points 6 months ago
I feel like such an idiot.
[–]cwstjnobbs 81 points82 points83 points 6 months ago
Butter, butter is awesome.
[–]whiskeytango55 42 points43 points44 points 6 months ago
do you have to shock the vegetables in an ice bath after your blanche them in order to preserve color or is that done to stop the cooking process and keep them from getting mushy?
[–]cool_hand_luke 52 points53 points54 points 6 months ago
Both, to some extent. While science says you don't have to salt the water, it's better to. Some restaurants have white blanching water, green blanching water, and other. It's not worth explaining the differences, but you should have a big, big pot of water on the boil and a bucket with ice water to shock. Keep in mind that most veggies shouldn't be left in the shocking water any longer than is necessary to cool them down. Any water soluble vitamins and flavor compounds will start to leech out.
[–]_vargas_ 1321 points1322 points1323 points 6 months ago
Don't stir rice when its cooking.
[–]iloverubicon 269 points270 points271 points 6 months ago
As a novice at cooking entirely, why ? I honestly am a complete beginner with cooking
[–]Frdwrd 450 points451 points452 points 6 months ago
Rice is cooked primarily using boiling water and steam. Rice absorbs a lot of water as it cooks. Most methods of cooking rely on using the exact amount of water that the rice will absorb. Taking the lid off to stir reduces the amount of steam in the vessel, which means the rice absorbs less water, and cooks crunchy.
[–]mingl 691 points692 points693 points 6 months ago
Also, agitating the liquid rubs off more starch off the grains making the liquid more viscous and everything more sticky. It's what you want for risotto, but not regular rice.
[–]IAmBroom 413 points414 points415 points 6 months ago
Finally! Someone explains the problem, instead of just repeating the mantra mindlessly!
Thank you.
[–]Awesomebox5000 385 points386 points387 points 6 months ago
The absolute biggest problem in teaching (not just formally but parents teaching their children) is stating a rule and not explaining why it is in place.
[–]asderferjerkel 56 points57 points58 points 6 months ago
This is how I cook rice. Always comes out well, though to me it doesn't seem much different to if you just boil the shit out of it (with stirring) for a while.
[–][deleted] 215 points216 points217 points 6 months ago
Married to a chinese guy. He brought this to the marriage. Best thing ever.
[–]moderatelime 54 points55 points56 points 6 months ago
For those who can't see, that's a Zojirushi rice cooker. I have one, too. Totally amazing. It makes congee, too!
[–]JackRubysGun 115 points116 points117 points 6 months ago
I didnt even open your link, i know exactly what it is. Listen to this guy or gal, easily one of the cheapest most useful things in a kitchen.
[–]matty_a 266 points267 points268 points 6 months ago
Little did you know, it was a picture of her mother-in-law.
[–]lieslashreality 69 points70 points71 points 6 months ago
only a true Asian knows this is the correct answer
[–]zeitg3ist 1066 points1067 points1068 points 6 months ago
DO NOT TOUCH THE FUCKING RICE! DONT EVEN LOOK AT IT!
[–]tophattomato 603 points604 points605 points 6 months ago
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
[–]Mr_Zarika 534 points535 points536 points 6 months ago
DON'T EVEN CONSIDER THINKING ABOUT IT!!
[–]rkanjel 1147 points1148 points1149 points 6 months ago
I'm worried because I thought about the rice.
I'm not even cooking rice.
[–]Dr_fish 530 points531 points532 points 6 months ago
Oh god, I just did too.
I don't even know how to cook rice, but I've probably already messed it up.
[–]wmidl 288 points289 points290 points 6 months ago
The rice.
[–]Sir_Terrible 404 points405 points406 points 6 months ago
It's like The Game but delicious.
[–]Hazlzz 446 points447 points448 points 6 months ago
I just lost the rice.
[–]TerminusIntroduction 307 points308 points309 points 6 months ago
The first rule of Rice Club is: you do not talk about Rice Club.
[–]BeenADickArnold 143 points144 points145 points 6 months ago
That's rice-ist
[–]babbish 52 points53 points54 points 6 months ago
I tried to make rice once, ONCE.
[–]Virgilijus 48 points49 points50 points 6 months ago
BUT THEN HOW WILL I KNOW WHEN IT'S DONE?!?
HOW WILL I KNOOOOOOOOW?
[–]agentphunk 27 points28 points29 points 6 months ago
Go to your local asian market (or just online) and buy a cheap $20 rice cooker. The rice ALWAYS comes out perfect, it frees up a spot on your stove, and it 'pops' once its done. It is completely fool proof and hands-off. Works wonders for brown rice too, which takes about 2x longer to cook than white. I feed my family of 4 with a 3-cup cooker, using two cups of raw white rice (rinsed!) and 2.5 cups of water (yes I know that goes against the 1:2 water/rice ratio. )
You do NOT need a $100 fuzzy-logic 8-cup cooker with all of the bells and whistles. Its overkill.
[–]throw667 38 points39 points40 points 6 months ago
"When you can snatch the perfectly-cooked grain of rice from the cooker, then it is time for you to go."
[–]czk 86 points87 points88 points 6 months ago
Unless you're using a non-see through lid. I once absent-mindedly forgot to put water in the rice. The first indication something was wrong, was when something started smelling burnt 10 minutes later.
[–]down_vote_magnet 703 points704 points705 points 6 months ago
Protip: Cook your rice in water, not an empty dry pan.
[–]ivydesert 224 points225 points226 points 6 months ago
TIL
[–]unknownsouljahboy 68 points69 points70 points 6 months ago
^ Don't do this either.
[–]mezinadour 123 points124 points125 points 6 months ago
unless you're making risotto. stir the shit out of that.
[–]JackRubysGun 601 points602 points603 points 6 months ago
Timing is by far the most important skill to master. Remember food will continue to cook AFTER it is pulled off heat, if it is done while on heat by the time it gets to a plate it is overcooked. Good knives and good cookware are worth the cost. No electric heat if you can avoid it.
[–]3tt07kjt 268 points269 points270 points 6 months ago
Additional note on timing: Don't try to arrange it so that everything is ready at the same time, you will go insane. Know which dishes can be ready ahead of time and which dishes need to go straight from the kitchen to the table.
[–]lunchbag 103 points104 points105 points 6 months ago
This is why I hate cooking, this always ends up happening. I suck at timing.
[–]supferrets 571 points572 points573 points 6 months ago
http://i.imgur.com/GRpr7.jpg
[–]Hoobleton 80 points81 points82 points 6 months ago
I love this.
[–]JackRubysGun 77 points78 points79 points 6 months ago
Good cooks have made a metric fuckload of mistakes and learned from them.
[–]Maox 23 points24 points25 points 6 months ago
It took me so long to understand the concept of "if you fail it means you need to practice", as opposed to "if you fail it means you need to focus on something else".
[–]JackRubysGun 120 points121 points122 points 6 months ago
I time my food so it all ready at the same time. Ill have a protein, a starch and a veg and sometimes a sauce. Your starches are generally going to be the most heat resistent. So i generally start those first and let them low heat until dinner time, next Ill cook the protein knowing that Ill want it to carry until time to eat. For example grilling chicken Ill start on a real high heat to get good markings then pull it when its about half way done then Ill cover with foil, while the chicken is still carrying/resting that gives me about 15 minutes to do veggies which generally are the most difficult to do right as far as timing goes. When veggies are done dinner is ready. This takes lots of practice but you look like a bad ass and not break a sweat. A good cook isnt a alchemist but understands how time and heat affect food.
[–]donnyt 153 points154 points155 points 6 months ago
Especially eggs. Don't overcook eggs! And let your meat rest before you cut into it.
[–]c3dries 94 points95 points96 points 6 months ago
Let your meat rest? What does that mean? As in, let it chill on the countertop for 20 minutes?
[–]woodsey262 150 points151 points152 points 6 months ago*
5 minutes should generally do it. But yes just let it chill on the countertop Edit: Sorry if I was too vague - larger roasts should rest longer but 5 minutes is fine for a steak/chop/etc
[–]Bob_Jonez 238 points239 points240 points 6 months ago*
I locked a pork roast in the bathroom one time when l left the kitchen and came back to find my sister cutting into a pork roast I had just pulled out. Not even joking.
Edit: Let me clarify. I freaked the fuck out when I saw her doing this as it was a beautiful bone-in shoulder roast, and the low-slow 4 hours roasting was being undone by her. I cried NOOOOO! like Darth Vader, put on pot holders, and then locked it in the bathroom to stop anyone else from messing with it.
[–]tariqi 118 points119 points120 points 6 months ago
Ok that edit makes a lot more sense. I thought your sister was some kind of witch that had teleported into the bathroom just after you locked the door and nabbed the roast.
[–]kernelsaunders 244 points245 points246 points 6 months ago
there is alot going on in that comment
[–]Dr_fish 590 points591 points592 points 6 months ago*
Make a little meat bed, tuck it in tight, then put it in a dark, quiet area where it won't be disturbed.
Sometimes you might have to sing a soothing song to calm it down while it tries to get some rest.
[–]supferrets 193 points194 points195 points 6 months ago
If it's a particularly rambunctious piece of meat, you may need to sprinkle Ambien on it.
[–]traek 171 points172 points173 points 6 months ago
I tried that, and all I got was an arrest and an "Attempted Rape" charge.
[–]throw667 21 points22 points23 points 6 months ago
Yes, that's it. Cover it in foil and let it "rest." Then cut/serve it.
[–]qqqstar 115 points116 points117 points 6 months ago
Don't let your meat loaf.
[–]fun_blame_monster 15 points16 points17 points 6 months ago
Let it rest, covered with foil, for 5-7 minutes (more if it is a large roast/whole bird). The meat will continue to cook another 5 or so degrees but any liquid will get reabsorbed, thus not falling out all over your plate when you cut into it.
[–]wurtis16 67 points68 points69 points 6 months ago
Dull knife, dull food.
[–]Jer_Cough 101 points102 points103 points 6 months ago
You are more likely to cut yourself with a dull knife too.
[–]lightrocker 69 points70 points71 points 6 months ago
Don't fuckin touch my knife either
[–]socket_wrench 292 points293 points294 points 6 months ago
Kosher or sea salt is better for seasoning (especially meats), as it is easier to distribute evenly and has a different mouthfeel. Most restaurants don't use table salt at all in the kitchen.
To caramelize onions: Start on low heat in a thick-bottomed pot with a little oil or butter, salt and pepper. Keep the pot covered, stirring occasionally, until the onions are completely wilted. Remove the lid and increase the heat to medium, stirring more frequently, until the onions are evenly browned.
Lard isn't that much more unhealthy than butter.
[–]IAmBroom 143 points144 points145 points 6 months ago
Kosher or sea salt is better for seasoning (especially meats), as it is easier to distribute evenly and has a different mouthfeel.
Only true if you are salting on the way to the table. If you're salting a soup or sauce, however, or anything that's about to get stirred, the kosher/sea salt will just be dissolved and absorbed, and there's no difference between that and table salt.
Blind taste tests of food with different salts on them always produce the same results: 1. no difference at all, if the food is salted before stirring, 2. large-grain salts preferred, if the food is served with salt sprinkled on top (because of the mouthfeel socket_wrench mentioned).
There is never a discernible difference in these tests between expensive, imported fleur-de-sel type salts, and cheapo sodium chloride in a can.
[–]ghostbackwards 402 points403 points404 points 6 months ago
Stay the fuck away from doing it for a living. Believe me.
[–]DrEmilioLazardo 285 points286 points287 points 6 months ago
A lot of people seem to think working in a kitchen is a going to be a great fun time, and honestly I fucking hate the food network for glorifying the restaurant industry. Working in a kitchen is a war. It's like storming Normandy Beach every goddamn day. People don't understand this. The young fresh culinary students that haven't had any proper kitchen experience are dropped right into a mess they've never seen. It's hilarious really. My father is a chef, and I apprenticed with him my entire life. I was born into a profession that I love and hate with equal fervor. It can be one of the most rewarding careers and also one of the most mind numbingly soul crushing jobs you will ever have.
[–]vampire_kitty 127 points128 points129 points 6 months ago
I almost quit grad school to become a chef as I love cooking SO MUCH. So I started asking around, interviewing people, talking to the head chefs in kitchens and those who were much more peon-like and asking what it's really like.
I've heard, repeatedly, DO NOT DO IT. Keep it as a hobby. DO NOT DO IT FOR A JOB. hehe I believed them and the more I interact with people who work in kitchens, I can't agree more.
For example, I've heard things like: it's a 60-80 hour per week job. It's evenings, weekends, and holidays - don't want to work them, you get fired. No benefits - no PTO, sick days, holiday pay, etc. There are LOTS of illegal practices that go on such as "creativity" with the paychecks such that maybe you aren't getting paid the hours you work or maybe aren't getting paid overtime. Complain about it - you get fired and they know they aren't paying you enough to bring a lawsuit against them. Plus there's the yelling and swearing and degradation that happens all the time, ESPECIALLY if you fuck up but it's there even if you don't.
Let's not forget the ubiquitous chef or cook that cooks ALL day long and when s/he gets home, the LAST thing s/he wants to do is cook yet ANOTHER meal so they almost always eat out or make microwave food on their own time. Ugh.
All in all... suffice to say that I'm UBER glad that I kept it as a hobby rather than ruining the joy for myself. :)
[–]gunslingerzig 81 points82 points83 points 6 months ago
As an ex-Chef I can definitely agree that the last thing I want to do is cook my dinner...at 2am. My girlfriends mom would get so nervous when I came for dinner. Always asking if everything taste right. It could be shit on a shingle as long as I didn't have to cook it.
[–]Pete_Venkman 19 points20 points21 points 6 months ago
I know an ex-chef who used to get home and just have baked beans, because she couldn't be assed cooking.
She'd put the whole can in a saucepan full of water and boil it, then eat it straight out of the can, so even when it came to dishes she only had to clean one spoon.
[–]nowmeaghan 13 points14 points15 points 6 months ago
I did the exact same thing. As soon as I started talking to people who actually cook, I realised that standing in my kitchen and making food is NOT the same as working in a restaurant.
At first I just thought that people were looking down on me as though I couldn't hack it, but when I was consistently getting that answer from 15 people, I realised that they must be telling the truth.
[–]cedarSeagull 24 points25 points26 points 6 months ago
Here's why:
1) You're on your feet for up to 8 hours mostly standing still. When you do walk it's very short distances. This type of labor is EXTREMELY TIRING
2) During a rush your thoughts get compressed and you focus ONLY on cooking while under a tremendous pressure. After a 2 hour rush you're mentally exhausted.
3) You don't really get to be that creative unless you've been around for awhile. Otherwise you're just going menial jobs for long periods of time.
[–]k3n 48 points49 points50 points 6 months ago*
During HS/college I cooked in 5-6 restaurants, some corporate and some independent; here's a few things that I picked up. Some are related to the dining experience while others are aimed at the cooking experience:
[–]lynchyeatspizza 414 points415 points416 points 6 months ago
To open a packet of pasta
[–]unwind-protect 275 points276 points277 points 6 months ago
Works less well with penne
[–]LincolnHighwater 367 points368 points369 points 6 months ago
I keep slamming the Mac N' Cheese on the counter and am having minimal success.
[–]doctorsound 32 points33 points34 points 6 months ago
Works better than that fucking thumb punch hole they put on there.
[–]fonetiklee 27 points28 points29 points 6 months ago
I swear they actually reinforce that part of the box just to fuck with me.
[–]xajdu 70 points71 points72 points 6 months ago
I can't wait to try that.
[–]Its_eeasy 124 points125 points126 points 6 months ago
I tried with a cardboard box.
Did not work.
[–]RckmRobot 122 points123 points124 points 6 months ago
Get an oven thermometer. It's the only way to be sure of the temperature you are baking things at.
[–]gg4465a 56 points57 points58 points 6 months ago
SO TRUE. Do not trust your oven.
[–]cajunrajing 38 points39 points40 points 6 months ago*
Salad dressing is simple and cheap to make at home. Why overpay and get low quality from the store. Same with hummus.
*Edit: Spelling, apparently, typing in between sample rounds at work = fail spelling. :(
[–]foulflaneur 334 points335 points336 points 6 months ago*
I'm a little late but I'll just go ahead and post anyway. I posted this once before.
Yacht chef here. I specialize in easy, quick and fancy.
Read Harold McGee. Understanding a few basic scientific principles will improve your cooking dramatically.
Turn down the heat on the stovetop when cooking everything but meat. Then turn it waaay the fuck up.
Don't forget to season with an acid (i.e. citrus or vinegar) just like you would with salt.
For great mash potatoes, add xanthan gum to your melted butter and cream for a stable hydrocolloid before adding it to your potatoes. You can add a lot more flavor (butter) without it separating.
Xanthan gum works wonders in most homemade salad dressings too. So many uses in a kitchen.
Use a digital thermometer with an oven safe probe. Use it for everything. Temperature is really important in everything you do. Even things like bread and pastries.
Use the big sheets of parchment paper on all your pans and kitchen surfaces. It makes cleaning up a lot easier. You can get boxes of 3000 sheets for like 40 bucks and it will last you a year. Shit is magic.
Sharpen your knives. A sharp knife is not only safer but will change the way you cook. A dull, shitty knife will slow you down by half during prep.
Don't 'eyeball' amounts and don't cook by time. Cook by weight and temperature. Use a scale. Your pastries and will improve dramtically.
Don't keep eggs in the fridge.
Always put a wet rag under your cutting board to keep it from moving.
Learn how to blanch vegetables. The first time you see the difference between blanched asparagus and regular asparagus it will blow your mind.
Put lemons and limes in the microwave for ten seconds before you juice them. Much easier to juice.
Immersion blenders are indispensable.
Fish cooks suprisingly well from frozen. Try it, you'll be amazed at how you can develop great flavors on the outside without overcooking the interior. Just don't try it on something over about 1.5" thick.
Dried beans taste better, are way cheaper than canned beans and are a lot easier to portion. You might be suprised by how much better they taste. Just soak them overnight.
If you have a stand mixer, get the food grinder. Freshly ground meat cooks more evenly, tastes better and is easier to work with.
Make your bread awesome by increasing it's gluten content. Buy gluten at the store and add a tablespoon per 3 cups of regular flour.
Cut evenly to cook evenly.
Use fresh herbs but don't buy them in the package if you can. They often sell the plant in a plastic pot in supermarkets and the price is usually about the same for the same amount. The upside is you don't have to worry about your herbs spoiling.
Put an egg yolk, a little salt, a touch of lemon juice and a teaspoon of mustard in a glass bowl. Beat the shit out of it with a whisk for about thirty seconds. Then slowly add (I mean drop by drop at first) a cup of oil while beating the shit out of it (wrap a towel in a circle and use it as a base for your bowl if you don't want to hold it). As it thickens, keep adding oil in a very slow stream. It will slowly form mayonnaise and it if it's your first time tasting real mayo you might want to give yourself time to forget the mayo lie that you've been living. As you get better, this will only take a few minutes to make a bunch of mayo. For me, this is kitchen wizardry.
If you're doing a bunch of cooking (especially with flour) it takes about twenty seconds to plastic wrap your prep counter. It saves about 10 minutes of cleaning.
MSG is not bad for you. Use it sparingly and it can really improve your food. Try it with soups first and experiment with it in other things. It's not for everything but can mean the difference between good and great.
Salt your eggs before you cook them. They are more tender.
edit: Apparently salting eggs is a contentious issue but I'm right on this one. I first read about it in Harold McGees book On Food and Cooking in which he debunked the idea that salting before-hand makes tougher eggs. Use lower heat and salt your eggs beforehand. They will be more tender. The end.
[–]tubelunts12 83 points84 points85 points 6 months ago
don't keeps eggs in the fridge? why?
[–]nowmeaghan 40 points41 points42 points 6 months ago
My understanding of this (although my quick googling yielded nothing) is that you can do this only if the eggs you bought were not refrigerated. If you've bought them off the shelf, you can keep them out; I think it has something to do with the fluctuation of temperatures.
Generally speaking, though, room temperature eggs are better for cooking and baking but I just take mine out of the fridge 1/2 an hour or so before I start.
[–]hacelepues 16 points17 points18 points 6 months ago
Exactly this. In Colombia, eggs aren't sold refrigerated so no one refrigerates them. My cousin's house always has a big fucking bowl of eggs on the counter and I've never seen them go bad. As long as they're not out there for weeks unused they are fine and more delicious. I'm sure it has something to do with how the cold affects the proteins and cell membranes in the egg.
You can't do that here in the US, however, because it's really hard to buy eggs that were previously unrefrigerated unless you buy them straight from a farm.
[–]isitiswhatitis 45 points46 points47 points 6 months ago
Scrape foods on your cutting board with top of your knife instead of the blade.
[–]ikedavis 557 points558 points559 points 6 months ago
Butter makes everything taste better.
[–]gg4465a 41 points42 points43 points 6 months ago
Along the same lines, splurge for good full-cream butter. Makes a big difference.
[–]taejo 16 points17 points18 points 6 months ago
Butter is made from cream. How do you get non-full-cream butter?
[–]Mythrilfan 16 points17 points18 points 6 months ago
Maybe he means the stuff which is kind of like butter but still contains some vegetable oils.
[–]ssjaken 346 points347 points348 points 6 months ago*
YOU MAKE PAULA DEAN PROUD!
EDIT me and a buddy came up with a drinking game. Watch Paula Dean and drink everytime she mentions BUTTA
[–]discipula_vitae 62 points63 points64 points 6 months ago
Unless the chef is a proponent of health food, all the famous chefs are fairly heavy on butter. I never understood why everyone made the Paula Dean to butter connection...
[–]ssjaken 133 points134 points135 points 6 months ago
She is the butter chef. On her show she talks all about butter. She made this butter persona of herself. The connection comes from her!
[–]cellularbreakfast 96 points97 points98 points 6 months ago
She also has a recipe for fried butter
[–]szymon_okrutnik 54 points55 points56 points 6 months ago*
This unforunately is not entirely true. The other day I was making some scrambled eggs, gordon ramsay style, and having in mind opinion similar to yours I added way too much butter. The result was fried butter with slight aftertaste of eggs. It was inedible.
edit: spelling mistake. English is not my first language and I honestly doubt I've used the word "edible" or any variation of it ever before.
Thanks bjackman.
[–]ZerothLaw 531 points532 points533 points 6 months ago
There is a lot of technique advice in here, which is all well and good. But these are all really basic things. First, buy these two books:
http://www.cookingforgeeks.com/
and
http://www.amazon.com/Ratio-Simple-Behind-Everyday-Cooking/dp/1416571728/ref=pd_sim_b_3
Cooking is chemistry and art. It is chemistry not just in mixing things, but in how meat is cooked, and veggies brown. Those two books present the science of cooking, basic techniques, as well as some very advanced techniques. For the reddit crowd, they're perfect.
Learn what temperatures oils smoke at. (Smoke means turn dark and start smoking... oil at this point tastes nasty and makes whatever you're cooking in it disgusting.) Learn how much fat by weight is in butter, margarine, sour cream, cream cheese, etc. Learn how much moisture is in each. These factors affect how they affect your recipe. So if you replace them, you will have different results.
A key example of this is cookies. A very basic cookie recipe is 1 part sugar: 2 parts fat: 3 parts flour. So this means 1 tablespoon of sugar to two tablespoons of butter to three tablespoons of flour. Adjusting this ratio in minute ways produces dramatically different cookies.
Add a bit more fat(in poppyseeds which are 75% fat by volume, and the fat renders out in the oven...) and the cookies become creamier.
Add some more flour, and they become stiffer.
Add more sugar and they become gooey.
Change the butter to lard, and it will be like increasing the fat.
Spices are volatile and under heat, they break down. So for stuff that is cooked for a long time, add the spices at the very end of the cook time.
Understand the physics of heating things. When you apply heat from the outside in, this creates a heat gradient. The length of time you apply the heat is how the meat becomes cooked. This is how you can burn a steak and still have it be raw in the center. It takes time for that heat to move, especially in thick steaks.
Learn the science behind techniques, and you will become a better cook. For example, to make a clear carrot-based stock, don't expose it to sunlight. Or, duck confit: the fat molecules are too big to get into the meat so all you're really doing is dry-cooking the meat with an efficient heat conductor. Cartilage and connective tissue turn to gelatin under heat and moisture. Absent moisture, the connective tissue becomes brittle.
My favorite recipe I made using science I learned: Three day roast beef or: Pulled Beef. -Marinate the roast in a 1:3 ratio of acids and oils. Only hot spices will be absorbed by the meat at this point, like pepper or garlic. Onion is too delicate. Do this for 24 hours in the fridge.
-Braise for another 8 hours on low in low-salt beef stock. Add some wine, shallots, carrots, garlic, and other spices. I like using dry mustard at this point for an added accent to the meat.
-Let the roast cool and chill in the fridge overnight. Reserve and chill the braising stock for gravy.
-Preheat oven to 300f
-Roast the beef for about 3-4 hours or until the center is hot.
-The braising stock will now have solidified lumps of beef fat floating on top. Use these with an equal amount of flour to make a basic roux. Brown the roux on medium, and add the braising stock on high, stirring vigorously. Add as much or as little stock as you need to the gravy. The gravy will thicken as the water boils off.
-Serve with side dishes such as roasted potatoes in thyme and rosemary.
What this does is produces fully cooked and flavourful beef, which retains its shape(isn't soggy), but is never tough to chew. This is because the cartilage has become gelatin, and chilling it overnight sets the gelatin. The gelatin helps the beef hold its shape, but is significantly less chewy than the original connective tissue. Learn how to make basic sauces. Every sauce has as its base, a roux. Roux is basically a mixture of flour and oil, and browned or not browned. Add your desired liquid (1 tablespoon of flour = 1 cup of liquid) and stir.
Dairy will form a 'scum' if you heat at too high of a temperature. This is the origin of the word 'scum'. So heat it at low temperatures, with lots of stirring.
Always sear your meat on a very hot pan before you roast or broil your meat. This produces thousands of amazingly tasting chemicals that will add some flavour to your end result.
You rest your meat because its like a vessel of water under pressure. Heat = pressure. As the pressure lets off, the juices settle and won't squirt out as soon as you cut the meat. This ensures your meat will stay moist and flavourful.
Also: FIRST POST ON REDDIT.
[–]The_Ewe_Pilgrim 157 points158 points159 points 6 months ago*
Butter. It goes into everything.
Add wine into your sauces to add a nice and subtle complexity.
Substituting shallots for onions is often milder and sweeter for whatever you are cooking.
Don't forget garlic, even just a little.
Season everything as you cook.
Taste, taste, taste.
Do not refrigerate tomatoes as the cold is responsible for making them mealy.
Use fresh ingredients when you can.
Chilled onions don't make you tear up as much.
[–]rscats 22 points23 points24 points 6 months ago
What's the best way to store tomatoes you plan to cook within a week? I'm almost never happy with how long my tomatoes keep. Sometimes I do fridge, sometimes I sit them in front of a window in the kitchen.
[–]The_Ewe_Pilgrim 73 points74 points75 points 6 months ago
The main entrance point for oxygen that would speed up the rotting process of the tomato is in the stem - if you store them stem-side down, you'll find that they last much longer.
[–]bigbill147 55 points56 points57 points 6 months ago
What is the difference between a cook and a chef?
[–]theamazingjimz 61 points62 points63 points 6 months ago
Chef is a title generally given to the person in charge of a professional kitchen, a cook is anyone who gets paid an hourly wage to prepare food.
[–]pilgrimsoul 92 points93 points94 points 6 months ago
The difference between an editor and a staff writer. A chef hardly ever actually cooks anymore, in the same way that editors don't write all the articles in a magazine. They're in charge of the vision, and make sure that everything is running smoothly by delegating.
[–]taejo 54 points55 points56 points 6 months ago
A chef hardly ever actually cooks anymore
In a large, successful restaurant, sure. I'd guess in most restaurants, the chef designs the menu, manages the kitchen and cooks.
[–]PlasticenePorter 9 points10 points11 points 6 months ago
Good guess. It depends on scale. More commonly, the chef designs the menu, manages the sous chef (who manages the line cooks), and runs the expo window. The chef only cooks if the mood strikes him, or if it's necessitated by his firing one of the line cooks during service.
[–]guitarman90 83 points84 points85 points 6 months ago
You can always cook it more, but you can't cook it less.
[–]CaleDestroys 112 points113 points114 points 6 months ago*
Wonder why your grilled chicken never tastes as good as a restaurant's? Gotta brine it for 4-6 hours.
Edit: Retard grammar.
[–]Increduloud 69 points70 points71 points 6 months ago
And buy it from the butcher shop, not the grocery store. Organic/natural/free range/etc. if possible. Good chicken actually has flavor, grocery store chicken tastes like proteinmeal.
[–]sparklegirl 12 points13 points14 points 6 months ago
Can you be more specific about this? I'm riveted.
[–]LowerThoseEyebrows 17 points18 points19 points 6 months ago
http://www.enjoy-how-to-cook.com/brining-chicken.html
[–]eggsaladburp 22 points23 points24 points 6 months ago
Hard boiled eggs need to be started in room temp water, brought to a simmer(not a boil) and cooked for 9-10 minutes, then plunged into ice water to chill. They yolk will be perfectly yellow(not greeish) and the white will be uber tender.
[–]Not_the_IRS 164 points165 points166 points 6 months ago
Chef here.
Keep clean and organized all the time. Have a soap and bleach bucket with rags around to be able to switch between tasks quickly. It also helps with food safety and makes you look like a professional. If you have chicken and residue from previous crap you've cooked then im going to think you're a fucking idiot and certainly not going to want to eat anything you cook. Keeping c/o will also improve your cooking by making you more focused on whats going on around your kitchen. Also this includes getting all of your ingredients prepped before your start. Same with your fridge, get things organized, makes this a lot faster.
Learn knife skills, it saves times and fingers. For the home cook its not as important, however its certainly useful.
knowledge is power, sauces are the life of a lot of dishes. use a sauce with every dish you make.
while at the restaurant i cant do this, homemade stocks are fucking amazing. There is no comparison to store bought. fyi if you make soups with store bought stock be prepared for the saltest shit you've ever had.
The main reason people aren't good cooks is because they are afraid to step outside there comfort zone, find some really challenging recipes that take a few days to make or are really technique heavy, cook them and learn, if youre not learning youre not cooking.
[–]yellowstone10 63 points64 points65 points 6 months ago
Most useful bit of knife skills, from a finger-preserving standpoint - keep your fingertips tucked in. Viewed from the side, the hand you're using to hold the food should look like a hook, with your fingertips kept further back than your first knuckles. You can then safely use your knuckles as a guide for the knife. Your knuckles are a half-inch or so above the food - and above the sharp edge of the knife!
Video demonstration:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiAmiRaiB9w
[–]ssjaken 215 points216 points217 points 6 months ago
The show Good Eats is required.
[–]Lazeeboy2003 22 points23 points24 points 6 months ago
I trust no one like I trust Alton Brown.
[–]magichat 151 points152 points153 points 6 months ago
Keep your bacon fat and cook with it later
[–]calicliche 24 points25 points26 points 6 months ago
Stupid question: how precisely do you store it? As in, do I put it in a plastic cup? Should it already have cooled down or do I do it when it's still hot? I'm assuming freeze it, but so many questions! My roommate had a solo cup that looked as if it was about to have a hole break open that she kept grease in, but there has to be a better way!
[–]rofflewaffles 13 points14 points15 points 6 months ago
I've always put it in an old glass jar (washed out jelly jar or something). I keep mine in the fridge but I'm pretty sure it'll keep for a while at room temp too
[–]Jer_Cough 46 points47 points48 points 6 months ago*
Use Bacon fat as the oil in your rue roux when making gumbo. I just learned that last week. WOW what a difference!
[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 6 months ago
What do you usually use it to cook with later anyway?
[–]theamazingjimz 99 points100 points101 points 6 months ago
fry your eggs in it for breakfast, save it to make a new england style clam chowder, heat it up to 225 degrees f and poach french fries in it, add it to creamed butter with bacon lardons for your chocolate chip cookies(now with bacon) Should I keep going or are you going to keep your bacon fat from now on?
[–]hotdamnham 22 points23 points24 points 6 months ago
Actually, could you go on? this is such a fantastic idea, I already fry my eggs in the grease but that's just after I cook the bacon anyways, would you still save the fat after you've used it to cook the eggs like that? Do you just use it in the same ratios you use other fats in recipes? bacon chocolate chip cookies sound like pure gold my man
Liquid gold.
[–]davy_crockett 25 points26 points27 points 6 months ago
Potatoes fried up in bacon fat are delicious.
[–]Mind_if_I_do_a_J 18 points19 points20 points 6 months ago
Store raw meats in the bottom of your refrigerator. Avoid cross contamination.
[–]pachirico 91 points92 points93 points 6 months ago*
This will be my first comment at reddit even though I spend the majority of my free time here. Just thought I'd share.
I'm currently enrolled at the Culinary Institute of America, one of the best schools in the world, I'd I just thought I'd share some tips that my 100 thousand dollar tuition has taught me.
First, to elaborate more on what cool_hand_luke has said, blanching isn't as simple as just throwing veggies in boiling water then cooling it. When cooking green vegetables, add a little salt to the water. Ratio for cooking vegetables should also be six parts water to one part vegetables. The way blanching works is that the heat causes the pockets of chlorophyll to expand giving it a much brighter color. It's important not to let it boil for too long otherwise the pockets will burst and the water will turn green and youll lose all color in your green vegetables. Throwing it in the ice water stops the cooking process or "shocks" it. However when cooking white vegetables, such as cauliflower, you'll need to add acid into the water as well as cover the pot. It'll give you the best color out of your vegetables.
When ordering red meat the redder the better. I'd never order any piece of red meat anything above medium. It gives it a lot more flavor when prepared this way. Don't worry about it being too raw to consume. Any form of red meat, and I mean any, can be consumed raw. The only exception to this is ground beef because it has already been heated in the process of grinding. Burgers or any ground beef product should always have an internal temperature of 135-145 degrees F. Anything below that is unsafe.
When cooking, especially when you wanna give something more color, caramelize it. This is done by using a fat such as oil or butter. To expand on that, its usually always best to use clarified butter, it has a higher smoking point. Then there is sweating, if you want to add an ingredient without giving it color to your end product you have to sweat it. This is done the same with usually with less fat though and constant string. Make sure nothing is sticking to the side of the pot/pan.
There is so much more but I'd doubt anyone will read this whole lengthy comment anyway. One thing to also keep in mind is to keep things simple. Don't go crazy trying to add your own twist and just making it more complicated unless you know exactly what you're doing. I find food you produce will yield the best results when you yourself are in a good mood with a clear mind. You'd be surprised at the difference.
Edit: edited lower smoking point to higher smoking point. Thank you to AntiMe for reminding me. There is so much information that I have crammed into my head that little things like this get looked over. This is why I'm far from graduation.
[–]_vargas_ 346 points347 points348 points 6 months ago
Food safety is huge.
Cross contamination (using the same cutting board or knife when cutting raw meat and produce).
Wash your hands with hot soapy water for at least 15-20 seconds in between the handling of different food items during prep, particularly any raw protein.
Dangerous bacteria grows fastest between 41F and 140F. Keep hot foods hot and cold foods cold.
Leftovers should be reheated to 165F.
When chopping vegetables (and just about anything else), the blade of the knife should never completely leave the cutting board.
Deep fryers and frozen turkeys don't mix.
Wash all produce. There's dirt and/or pesticides on it and you never know which asshole who doesn't wash their hands after pooping handled that produce before you came along and selected it.
[–]yo_dawg_iHerd 50 points51 points52 points 6 months ago
Explain deep fryers and cold turkey??
[–]tnhale 117 points118 points119 points 6 months ago
Visual Aid.
[–]dolemite7 13 points14 points15 points 6 months ago
Most of these turkey fryer inferno videos show more of why it's a bad idea to drop a 15lb turkey from a height of 6-18 inches into a pot of boiling oil, frozen or not. I spend between 1-2 minutes lowering a turkey into oil because even thawed and dry, the oil's gonna bark considerably.
That said, I feel sorry for those who've never had the chance to try fried turkey, because it's pretty fucking good.
[–]pryomancer 10 points11 points12 points 6 months ago
But was the turkey cooked nicely?
[–]SonataChatterbox 187 points188 points189 points 6 months ago
Sort of like Mentos plus Pepsi, only the ensuing massive eruption involves boiling hot oil.
[–]Knifeslitswater 52 points53 points54 points 6 months ago
And burning your house down:P
[–]HighSorcerer 63 points64 points65 points 6 months ago
Only if you're dumb enough to put it near your house. But on the assumption that someone just made a scalding hot oil-powered turkey rocket, the odds are pretty high that they're stupid.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 6 months ago
upvotes for "Oil-powered turkey rocket"
[–]hibob 43 points44 points45 points 6 months ago
Cold is OK, it's the excess water in frozen birds that's the problem. When the water hits oil at 300+ degrees, it creates a lot of steam very quickly. The steam pushes the oil out of the pot and all over your deck, and also suspends little droplets of oil in the air. Then a bit of that oil hits the burner, at which point everything (deck, cloud of hot oil mist, turkey pot, the chef) catches fire.
[–]SouthernHelle 38 points39 points40 points 6 months ago
Frozen. It's the water and oil problem.
[–]snap_wilson 43 points44 points45 points 6 months ago
When you make pasta, don't put oil in the water to keep it from sticking. 1, it doesn't work that well. Most of the oil will just float to the top. 2. It makes it harder for the sauce you have prepared for the pasta to stick to it. You want your pasta mildly sticky.
[–]name_witheld 32 points33 points34 points 6 months ago
I just add a drop of oil to break up the surface tension and reduce boil over.
[–]GigaReed 42 points43 points44 points 6 months ago
Learn the mother sauces and use duck fat.
[–]phonein 153 points154 points155 points 6 months ago
Salt and pepper all the thuings. Seriously. EVERYTHING. season fucking everything.
[–]_vargas_ 55 points56 points57 points 6 months ago
Absolutely essential, just be careful when you're dealing with canned foods. They already have a shit-ton of sodium.
[–]glassesjacketshirt 122 points123 points124 points 6 months ago
random tip - wash canned foods. If you buy stringbeans, corn, etc in a can, dump the water, fill the can with water and strain it a few times, should remove most of the sodium which is only there for preservation anyway
[–]electric_sandwich 9 points10 points11 points 6 months ago
Even watermelon
[–]thewhitebear 79 points80 points81 points 6 months ago
Cutting garlic - wash hands immediately after with COLD water and soap. Warm water will open your pores and your fingers will smell.
Eggs - use low heat until ur a pro.
Steak - let meat rest so all the juices can evenly distribute back throughout the meat so when you cut it, all the juices and flavor don't run out immediately.
Invest in a good cutting board and knife. I hate when people use a steak knife to chop veg on a glass plate. :|
Balsamic vinegar + goat cheese + strawberries + spinach + shaved almonds. Secret weapon to impress. Never fails.
[–]AetherThought 86 points87 points88 points 6 months ago
Why would you want to get rid of the garlic smell? It's AMAZING
[–]VolcanoSteve 458 points459 points460 points 6 months ago
If you aren't cooking drunk, you aren't cooking right.
[–]strumism 55 points56 points57 points 6 months ago
Don't eat shellfish at a buffet - just don't. Actually, on that note, don't eat hollandaise at a buffet either.
If you enjoyed your meal, THANK THE CHEF/COOK IF YOU CAN. I promise you the next time you're back they'll remember you and put extra care into your food.
If you order your proteins well-done expect to get a piece that's been sitting in the bottom. No self respecting cook is going to cook the piss out of his nice piece of steak so you can eat it grey.
Be weary of specials. Sometimes a special is actually that - a special that isn't normally on the menu. However, specials are often what's going off in the fridge so the chef tries to sell it off that day.
Despite what you may have heard or read. Bread is NOT usually re-used, at least at all the places I've worked.
My mind is blanking on other things, but I'll try to update when I can think of more.
[–][deleted] 22 points23 points24 points 6 months ago
Don't use steel wool on a non stick pan
Don't put my expensive knives in the dishwasher you morons
For my family mainly
[–]myeyesaresotired 23 points24 points25 points 6 months ago
I ran to a computer just to post this. This is something that every chef/cook knows but never realizes to tell you.
The most important tool in the kitchen is your HANDS
The difference between a cook's hands and a non-cook's hands (besides the scars) is the heat tolerance. Ever put a piece of meat in a frying pan with your hand and howl when a single drop of sizzling oil lands on your hand? After a few months in a commercial kitchen, we don't even notice it. Repeating this helps: I will not fear, fear is the mind-killer...
Get them strong, get them fast, get them tough. The best way to do this is: Practice. Practice. Practice more.
Learn one way to chop onions, garlic, whatever, and practice it relentlessly until you can do it as fast as you can without losing a finger. Don't let anyone shove their technique onto you.
Look up how cooks hold knives and start doing that. Remember to slice through the food, not guillotine it.
There is NOTHING more important than mise-en-place, aka "miz" or "your fuckin' miz!". Some recipes like to tell you to chop the onions while the beef is browning, but you're not being efficient, you're just being dumb. The only thing you should do while waiting for something to cook is cleaning up pots, pans, cutting boards, and surfaces.
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